Cannonball Adderall

oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing

#Dyson

Come for the post, stay for the thread

The Liz Truss mega-blink tells me all I need to know about her mental health

Top work from Labour this, the ultimate seal of approval.

I will clap once, every New Year’s Eve, until the day I die.
It still won’t constitute enough of a slow clap for this Labour government…

Governments and voters are both reacting to algorithm-shaped “public opinion,” not grounded priorities. Immigration feels urgent because platforms amplify fear, pulling parties into hollow performances of toughness. The far right reads that drift as confirmation it’s winning.

Venezuela, moral duty, something something

If everything is really down to this McSweeney chap, who the fuck is he and how the fuck do we get rid of him?

Dear Mahmood/Labour,

Once the strutting fascist, Yaxley Lennon, is taking credit for your policies, you must know you’ve completely lost your way. You need to get your head out of your arse and your account off X.

Yours
The real silent (fair-minded and ignored) majority of the UK

Everything that your base stands for, yeah do the opposite.
They’re so bad at this, it’s actually breathtaking.
(And I’m old enough to remember Sunak)

Tory party spectacularly collapsed in on itself like an imbecilic neutron.

Labour: hold my latte!

The RW end game appears to be everyone living in a Hieronymus Bosch painting.
Why?

Labour risks becoming an island of fuckwits

Venn diagram intersection of Nuremberg rally/Morris dancers

I have it on good authority that Bubba is actually the name of Epstein’s pet chimp

Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant [gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.

This reads like an AI statement that has been fed a specifically broad criteria of instructions for a presidential bid. I bet it’ll work

In a perfect world, Anya Taylor-Joy & Harry Styles would play Zelda & Link respectively. I’m still here for this tho

🫡

It’s definitely depressious and equally hilarioussing

Not a half-baked gesture at all. Tidal has much better quality and pays artists four times as much as Spotify.

Strong ‘invincibles’ vibes.
Love it

🤘🏽

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

If we had digital id’s, would that have helped avoid the prison release fiasco?

Please god, bring back Truss & Kwarteng

Reeves & Starmer doing donuts in a car park