Doppelganger

This doddering old fool can't even remember he was the president then!

It's on the tip of my tongue!

"Everyday that goes by, it gets a lot worse for the American people, " said Senate Majority Leader John Thune, as he madly danced a jig.

I know I've seen that somewhere.

Nailed it, first time!

Thankfully not a Trump Stamp.

Is the table in the room?
Are you near the table?
Are you sitting at the table?

Sir!
Your zipper is down!

Wonderful!
Another recitation of known facts, without a here's-what-we-do follow-up.

Where does he find the time???

Duly noted.

PRESS: "What do you think about Emperor Caligula naming his horse as a Senator?"

SPEAKER JOHNSON: "I didn't see that. i don't have time to follow every news story or social media post."

I guess in Texas the word for "paunchy" is "elite".

Two things to keep in mind as you watch clips of Pam Bondi today in the Senate:

1. As Florida AG, she dropped her investigation of fraud at Trump University after Trump gave $25K to her election campaign.

2. She was Trump's second choice for federal AG after Matt Gaetz.

You're talking professional courtesy!

What we learned today from the Bondi hearings; Tom Homan kept the $50,000 bribe and Donald Trump is in the Epstein files with half-naked women.

AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.

C'mon AOC, you know Stephen Miller is too full of shit to contain it in a 4'10" frame!

Sure to NOT produce any media hand wringing. Nope, constant attacks on the folks on the left ARE NOT the result of a President calling us scum and terrorists, or any other violent rhetoric from the right. All is nominal.

Liberal South Carolina
Judge Diane Goodstein's home is burning to the ground after an explosion. SLED is investigation as arson and refer attack as Judge Goodstein had been receiving multiple threats.

Kudos: praise, glory, or acclaim.
NO!
Not even sarcastically.
Not even as snark.

Instead: May they fry in Hell, with their ancestors.

Or some equivalent.

I'm not familiar with " the nuclear block."

So Mike Johnson just told members of the House to stay home until 10/14.

He *really* doesn’t want to swear in Grijalva and face that vote on the Epstein files.

This *also* means the government will be shut down for another ten days at least.

Are we talking numbers, or the value of integrity?

What he said!
In spades!

I just experienced this on what will be my last trip to the Brewers ballpark.
Talk about giving me a reason to NEVER come back!

If you need a solid lie, said with a straight face, Mike Johnson is the guy you wamt to trot out there.

And you can't let appearance stop you. Most just need a good clean up.

Trump has handlers!