Sara

you gotta have a starter shkreli before you take on Big Brain Worm

but the jokes, M, the jokes are so good

sorry to everyone who's in the "oh no mine eyes" camp

truly my favorite days on the internet are when we're all reading about the messy lives of horrible people

everyone repeat after me: "I will not murderboard the Nuzzizzi relationship timeline"

lordy

the man does know how to pull a, "next time, on Serial," though

also imagine if they'd had kids and hyphenated, that's a four Z last name, that had to have been a record

it's such a shame, these two really deserved each other

this reads like when I tell Nephew he needs to punch up his creative writing with some details and all he can think to add is the color of everyone's shirt

I deeply wish we lived in a world where that sentence is pure gibberish, but here we all are

she did a martin shkreli with rfk jr

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

they couldn't arrest him because when they asked if he understood his rights as they had been read out to him, he kept saying neigh

Gill is at most an unindicted co-conspirator

nice for them to be in their natural habitat for a change

how do they get a song out of their system after they've fixated on it, then??

truly, we live in the future now

an induction hotplate would be best for eggs, but it's almost certainly not allowed unless dorms have considerably upgraded their wiring since I was in college

oh yeah, and there's a million instantpot versions of recipes out there

this buddy is not THAT much bigger than an airfryer instantpot.com/collections/...

rice cooker can be surprisingly versatile in a dorm room, but one of the little tiny instant pots would expand that range a bit

yeah, anything that's sold outside a starbucks store is a nestle product

Went to the store and preordered the thanksgiving turkey, which the meat counter guy tried to convince me I could have done online

my brother in butchery, I am an elder millennial and it is the rainiest weekend all year, do you think I didn't try that first??

Starbucks bottled drinks that are sold outside of Starbucks locations and manufactured and distributed by Nestle. They just license the branding.

pope bob really poping it up in this photo, good for him

yeah it's gonna be several more generations before I am open to commentary from that corner

like as soon as I walked in the door she pointed to a pile of things wrapped in waxed paper and was like, "that's your cheese, don't forget it"

went to mom's for dinner and she sent me home with four hunks of cheese

cinnamon sticks
flaky salt
liquid smoke (probably not for the library, but one drop in a cup of hot chocolate at home is amazing)

thank you!