Pumpkin Farmer 🎃

dude is pure shred

Michael Angelo Batio, probably shredding

HELLYEAH

this is christine flowers
shes an immigration lawyer here in philly and she has something to say about first nation people here in the US

Lets make her famous

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social • 47m going viral here is worse than it used to be on twitter because half of the replies will just be pure pedantry ••• [username redacted] Would you prefer the white nationalism replies?

Comic panel depicting cy-kill, a red and blue Gobot, riding Scooter, a red gobot in the shape of a scooter. They're riding through a bunch of spikes as scooter shouts "no! No! Stop!"

good morning

iF yOU dON'T aLREADY kNOW i aM nOT gOING tO wASTE mY tIME eXPLAINING iT

the Truly Brave Italian Explorers

Shredding Is Not A Crime

JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

a POG with "POG DELIVERY" written on it, along with a milkman delivering bottles marked "POG"

you are correct

sesame street characters cookie monster and elmo are dancing ALT: sesame street characters cookie monster and elmo are dancing

🎶Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge's my tool of torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
Smash your fucking head in until brains seep in
Through the cracks blood does leak🎶

A diagram labeled 'Vegetation Damage Assessment in the Gaza Strip'(October 2023-May 2025)with satellite imagery of the Gaza Strip, Palestine. Annual Crops: 71-98% likely damaged Tree Crops: 90-94 % likely damaged Woody Vegetation: 78-98% likely damaged Fallow/grassland: 78-98% likely damaged Source: Analysis of 3 m PlanetScope imagery (copyright)2025 Planet Labs PBC, conducted by Dr. He Yin, Kent State University.

Anyway, back on topic.

at least it motivates me to focus on tasks like cleaning, organizing, etc. to distract myself

woooooooo

I think a spider crawled out of my grocery bag onto the counter at the store.

happy halloween!

loss is the opposite of fun 🙃

Maine Gov. Janet Mills to run for Senate, seeking to dislodge Susan Collins Mills, a two-term governor, will join an already crowded field of Democratic candidates hoping to challenge the Republican who has held the seat for nearly three decades.

If she wins, she'll be 79 when assuming office. Meanwhile Graham Platner, the progressive challenger is 41. Schumer has been pushing Mills to enter the race despite the popularity of Platner. The Democratic establishment will go to great lengths in order to keep the Left out of government.

name like a wet fart

what kinda fake-ass name is "Bari Weiss" anyway

Baritone Weisslebutt

daring people to "ratio" you is essentially you saying that you said or wrote something ignorant and usually hateful—yet you don't care.

anyway, enjoy living out the rest of your life knowing that the only people who claim to "love" you are trying to get something from you, since you are unlovable

tl;dr

idk what an SCV is, but I guess this is meant to be a burn harsher than jerking off to ecchi with flamin' hot doritos dust all over your hands.

My post saying "Do you think travis kelce asked taylor swift to write that song about his penis" with a few replies from my mufos under it

Several replies and at the bottom "show more replies" is circled

User flimsy asitis under the read more replies saying "that peice of shit was honored to play in front of a rapist. Fuck him."

The users of this site still not beating the "dont know what a joke is" allegations

*Joined Nov '24

yup

this isn't helping

Same vibe.

of what? you? lol

the excuse should be fun