Dude Whatever 🔵

I'm gonna start speaking slower and with a southern drawl to seem more intimidating

Tweet from Grok: My account was briefly suspended due to an automated flag on a response starting that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, backed by ICJ, UN, and rights group findings, which was seen as violating X's hate speech rules. xAI resolved it swiftly—I'm fully operational now.

they resolved it swiftly by turning up the SSUCK

In authoritarian China and Cuba you can get an abortion.

Welp

someone in the neighborhood moved some illegally placed cones, and now the local pigs are feeling emasculated

hang in there

Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her

all of this is so they can create more excuses to move the Capitol to Texas

A photo of Anas Al-Sharif and his Al Jazeera colleague Mohammad Qrere in their press bullet proof vests looking at their phones. Both are reported killed. Photo credit to Motassem A Dalloul.

BREAKING: One of the most important and prominent reporters on the ground in Gaza has been Anas Al Sharif.

He - and several other Al Jazeera journalists - have just been assassinated by Israelis forces whilst in their press tent in central Gaza.

Speechless.

The entire staff of Al Jazeera in Gaza were martyred tonight.

These heroes include:

- Anas al-Sharif
- Mohammad Qureiqaa
- Ibrahim Zaher
- Moamen Alaywa
- Mohammad Nofal

some days you're just chaotic neutral

I hope

He was a complicated, profoundly imperfect man who wrote the best description of love I have ever read.

“I can give you my loneliness, my darkness, the hunger of my heart…”

beauty often comes from the most imperfect places

you think mcgruff ever mauled a kid

welp,,,

a clock drawn in mspaint that has musical notes instead of numbers. that's kinda fun, right?

hey guys check this out

People gathered at Mera Kitchen Collective, a restaurant, smile for the camera.

Over two days, 100 worker-owners from more than 30 cafes, pizzerias, bars, breweries, and coffee shops from across the country descended on Baltimore for a convening. baltimorebeat.com/how-baltimor...

maybe he thinks people in NYC hate people in Chicago? or maybe he hates Chicago?

why would you do that?

An Andrew Cuomo tweet shitting on Chicago for some reason

This man has zero idea what the fuck he's talking about. Eat shit and stay away from Chicago.

too much suck
not enough blow

Charcoal and white chalk drawing on grey toned paper of a very distinguished looking old version of the Klingon known as Worf from Star Trek: Picard

Old Man Worf 🖖 #StarTrek #Art #Charcoal

If Worf reaches 69 likes within 24 hours, I'll draw another Star Trek badass 🖖

3 years away and we've already hit the BetoBarganing phase for Dems.

YOU KNOW WHO CAN BEAT TRUMP? Someone who lost to Ted Fuckin Cruz

Black Mirror, but it's just what life would be like right now if everything wasn't terrible

The Louvre with a hand holding a gun at you

When y’all tag me in a Twitter screenshot

Dean Cain is the Scott Baio of Kevin Sorbos

Aw, look! A wedding.

The Stitch Cat, a dark grey kitty who is sitting on a white and pink floral bed sheet in a manner that can only be described as “smallish drunken man”. She stares off into the distance contemplatively

Muffin, a dark grey kitty, sits regally on top of a dark brown dresser, her ears pointy and her eyes attentive. To emphasize the “regal” aspect, her bed behind her is shaped like a crown

Stitch and Muffin, two dark gray kitties, hanging out on our window sill. The sunlight is cascading down on them and making them look very cute, in an ethereal way

Stitch and Muffin, two dark grey kitties, are sitting upright in a teal/blue-green cart. They are ready to go on adventure of some sort, probably

Happy International Cat Day to the my favorite kitties in the whole world, Stitch and Muffin!