No, like Chaucer

I don't watch many of his events but my impression is that they always do that because it's his favorite song. Which is weird as fuck but what about him isn't?

That's not the Navy, those guys are all just there to audition for the Village People tribute band he's putting together.

It was recorded on September 11, 2001, clearly.

The 45-47 hat he used to wear back then is even MORE evidence of his amazing powers of precognition.

Literally the only part of that movie I have any memory of is when she was told very firmly that she wasn't a librarian.

I'm sure he autopens himself a pardon every day.

Not surprising because almost everything they accuse anyone of doing is something they're doing. I'm at least 50% certain that Trump was somehow born in Kenya.

Not sure if the "cartridge" label pointing to the part of the cartridge that actually is the bullet is good or bad.

I mean my interests are sports, gaming, and music so...

Mostly related to sports, music, and gaming. I gave up on programming reddit when r/python became a toxic sewer, but those aren't much better.

It takes a special kind of stupidity to think the "boom" in the bullshit machine should have led to some kind of tech utopia instead of a flood of bullshit that goes perfectly with rule by incompetent fascist morons.

I don't know what subreddits you've been visiting but it's clearly not the same ones as me.

"Some critics say the law is very clear but we're the NYT so we're morons."

Sending paratroopers into a city you can just easily drive to with no armed resistance is galaxy brain thinking.

Not even the dumbest thing about that tweet considering the people in that movie drove flying cars that looked nothing like dumpsters.

Git yer pray on!

You know he's important by how his wikipedia page is a redirect to "2022 City of London Corporation election".

"married with has two children" is some quality copyediting.

Andrew all of those Trump cultists were going to vote for Hillary if she just didn't call them that!!

Oh good, it's about time someone did that.

You know very well he'd eat the beef, burned, with a ton of ketchup.

... microsoft?

It's times like these that I'm glad the Bluesky android app is a piece of crap that randomly quits sometimes after I block someone and takes me away from the thread I was reading even though I knew there was going to be very little worth reading.

It goes on a shelf. They just stack it all up there.

The Audacity of Doom

He's definitely reminded a lot of blond dudes with blue eyes that actually the original Aryans were Indian.

If it makes you feel better he's not an actual archivist any more than Todd Blanche is a librarian.

To be fair, he's got dementia so maybe he just forgot what it was when he said that.

Weird that he just also cut whatever he wanted when the government wasn't shut down if this is an unprecedented opportunity to do the same thing also without any authority to do it.

Just blame autocorrect. And, uh, using a language where "wutg" is a word.

My reaction: wait they spelled "Van Damme" wrong on the poster? *googles* "ohhhh, this wrestler spelled it wrong when he ripped off the other guy's name."