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He said trump put a collar on him, like he needs to be controlled to act this way.

20.11.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I don't assume misspellings are AI. AI knows how to spell and theoretically shouldn't mistype words.

20.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I see I mistyped my word as well.

19.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Homophones, dammit.

19.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Weak and week sound the same, so they are homophones.

19.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI shouldn't be fooled by homophobes, since it doesn't process language the way we do.

19.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask Hyundai how that went for their employees.

19.11.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would fire someone who said something so utterly insane to me in a blatant attempt to massage my ego.

19.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think that's called "shifting assets," rather than "giving away money."

19.11.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the obvious one might also run afoul of censors.

19.11.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like on Family Guy when the censors made it, "The Blank van Blank Show, starring Blank van Blank."

19.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know we don't talk about the 3rd Amendment very much, but wouldn't that apply to federal agents taking over your building?

19.11.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meet my Son, Seven Usual.

19.11.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That seems like a dumb thing to admit. Unless... Guys, I think they are sexually aroused by the whistles.

19.11.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We do say Naz Reid a lot.

18.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the one good thing trump has done.

18.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The perfect album from the year I turned 16

Trace - Son Volt (1995).

18.11.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

18.11.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 28741    πŸ” 10305    πŸ’¬ 328    πŸ“Œ 224

I just had to spend 45 minutes doing an online training that was mostly made up of training videos I made. Which is an extra bit of torture for me, since I had to listen to my own voice the whole time.

18.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought releasing the files was good, now. How is she a traitor if she is just doing what trump says she should be doing?

18.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Epstein Files must be released NO MATTER WHO is in them: Republicans, Democrats, or anyone in-between. No one is above the law.

Trump could release the files RIGHT NOW. Why won’t he? I think we all know.

18.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 441    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Imagine if a Democratic politician said β€œa lot of people didn’t like him” with respect to that assassinated podcaster. Seriously.

18.11.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 457    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 10

I’m still thinking about β€œquiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.

18.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14390    πŸ” 3353    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 300

is it subjective to call him a traitor if he keeps doing treasonous shit

18.11.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"Please don't embarrass the murderous dictator."

18.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's all kinds of wrong here, but I choose to focus on him using "insubordinate." She's not his employee.

18.11.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSnake oil salesman says snake oil can cure cancer and double your lifespan”

18.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

you would think that a new york times columnist writing regularly about the fact that the vice president pals around with neo-nazis would prompt literally anyone to do some reported work. but nope!

18.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 627    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

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