Marc Channick

TIL that Yoko Ono and Hank Hill are related

its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content

*Andy Samberg voice* my dad's not a phone!

A Supreme Court that continues to rule in favor of an administration that releases public statements like this about adverse judicial rulings is a Supreme Court that is no longer interested in operating under the rule of law.

I am no longer saying “I want to eat dinner” because you could replace “dinner” with “children” and that would be v problematic

Goddammit came here to post this

*tapping this sign yet again*

At this point I almost don't care if the Democratic nominee in 2028 has any kitchen table policy platform at all. Just straight-up Reconstruction all day every day.

It’s essential that you find common ground with Trump supporters. For instance, you know that you have many flaws, and they believe you are less than human. Work with that.

—Ezra Klein, tomorrow in the New York Times

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

BREAKING: My mom REFUSED to make me more HOT POCKETS and that's the real CANCEL CULTURE

tfw you've gotten cringier than Twitchy

Republicans now just do every presser like Ricky Bobby

MMMBop

G-d that would be such a funny way to find out about It

and a whole new degree of "you couldn't torture this out me" emerges, supplanting what came before

Me: CBS News can't sink any lower than employing Catherine Herridge

CBS News: Hold our oligarch taint-gargling beers

Feeling better and better about cancelling my subscription every day

It rules that we’re having discourse on gifted kids school on the website where 95% of the users were in some sort of gifted program in 6th grade and won’t shut up about it

Don’t get mad at the muppets for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s the only way they can save the theater

"you promised me dog or higher!" is an all-timer

"gimme five bees for a quarter"

"we're having fun being racist while we shut down the government" seems like a rich vein for the media to explore if they were so inclined

jfc you're worse than useless

As is ever the case, bipartisanship only runs one way for the Beltway media

All circuses, no bread

At this point I really hope it's the medical issues causing his behavioral/personality changes, because otherwise he was a closet Republican the whole time, which would say a lot about the party's inability to sniff out long-playing bullshit within its ranks.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

I mean, everyone needs a hobby(horse)