@marcchannick.bsky.social
I'm here for a long time, not a good time
Everybody post the screenshot now pls - let's get it out of the way in an orderly fashion
22.02.2026 15:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Bonnie Tyler bot is right there if you're holding out for a hero
21.02.2026 16:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV
Season 2
19.02.2026 21:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Biden did a speech with red background lighting and it set off an entire cycle of Beltway pundit tongue-clucking
19.02.2026 19:55 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0dangerously close to a real life version of the "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy" meme
19.02.2026 17:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I imagine it was extremely disturbing
18.02.2026 18:14 β π 7729 π 828 π¬ 272 π 110
This is objectively the funniest thing ever posted on Bluesky
18.02.2026 23:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I regret to inform you that Pam Bondi is 60 years old
18.02.2026 16:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literally millions of people voted for the imaginary Trump in their heads and are extremely upset that they got Actually Existing Trump, because they're dumb motherfuckers rather than truly depraved monsters.
18.02.2026 01:16 β π 798 π 108 π¬ 33 π 13
The Beltway Media is more than capable of focusing sustained attention on a politician's speech patterns/verbal miscues. Which politicians they choose to focus on is the real tell.
18.02.2026 02:43 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I TA'ed an intro economics class in 1990-91 and this person would have flunked out, so it only stands to reason that he's now the USTR
17.02.2026 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It absolutely rocks that we have put a group of the dumbest and most disingenuous people on Earth in charge of the world's largest and most interconnected economy
17.02.2026 20:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE WITH SHIA LABEOUF
17.02.2026 20:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it fucken raimy
16.02.2026 22:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the bobsled implies the existence of, among others, the tomsled, mikesled, and edsled. no i will not be explaining further
16.02.2026 20:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How do I file an abuse report against an AT protocol auto-labeller? The system has labelled me "very mad" but I'm not mad. I'm actually laughing.
16.02.2026 16:48 β π 107 π 11 π¬ 8 π 0Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now Iβve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
Four panels showing one man's theatrical attempts to make real the monsters in his head.
The Newsom Freakout
16.02.2026 07:47 β π 39 π 6 π¬ 1 π 3In sum: Your kid is not your masterpiece, they are their own masterpiece. Give them access to art supplies, cheer them on, and get out of their way.
16.02.2026 15:32 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0The collective geschrei on this site in February 2026 over a guy who almost certainly is NOT going to be the Democratic candidate in 2028
16.02.2026 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My main opinion on Graham Platner is if there was a 41 year old guy running in the Republican primary for the Maine Senate seat and it turned out that he had a Nazi tattoo for 15 years and then he claimed that he just didn't know it was a Nazi tattoo, none of you would ever stop screaming about it.
15.02.2026 20:01 β π 1660 π 361 π¬ 32 π 29Somebody didn't watch Parks & Rec closely enough
15.02.2026 19:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's a perfectly cromulent word
15.02.2026 01:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If only there was some kind of lesson that the media could take from this ongoing pattern and practice
15.02.2026 00:25 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0US goaltender having a nightmare of a game
14.02.2026 21:47 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0In his Frog Era. Going Amphibian Mode. Kermitmaxxing.
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