David Hallangen 🎨 illustrator etc

"hide the pain Harold" and RFK Jr, both badly hiding the pain.

"They're the same picture"

Werner Herzog, with a quote "Civilisations is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness"

Ready to start the week? I don't care. Got your Monday Demotivation right here 👇

#DemotivationalMonday

Illustration of Elvis saying "thanyaverrmuh" By David Hallangen

To mark the end of the filthy Bagginses birthday week, here's a little something in Elvish

#lotr #hobbit #elvis

I bought, discovered and ate this discovery all by myself - so any talk show Jimmys can contact my agent.

A persimmon cut in half. The natural pattern inside greatly resembles a spider. Photo and discovery by David Hallangen June 2024

I keep forgetting to post this persimmon miracle for my fellow Spider-fans.

This is how Catholics must feel when they find the Virgin Mary in a cheese sandwich.

#arachnids 🕷️🕸️🧪

My dad was never a sports fan, so if it was just us in on a Saturday afternoon, BBC2 ruled with a black&white gem or two.

Fuck you Frank Bough.

I think we can safely drop the W here.

Jonah Hill

#Sethtember

Seth in Green Hornet

I keep forgetting about #Sethtember.

Here's Seth Green:

Seth from Emmerdale Farm

It's that time of year again.

#Sethtember

My Uber is here

"Pegging? You'll have to tell us what that is, since we're just simple, rich Hollywood executive folk, who have no clue about depraved but delightful sexual practices, if that's what it is, just guessing of the top of my head"

You've got him pegged.

If you see this, post a bird 🦜

#kidlitart 🎨

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you.

I believe they since added a phone number for assistance in how to use a QR code.

Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds smiling terrifyingly.

Me, looking at your posts

Using an image or a gif, show a movie you are sure you have seen more than ten times

ALL journalism should be like this. Saying the loud parts out loud.

I did have a mild joke about Sisyphus, but I opted for something boulder.

Illustration by David Hallangen. Two characters sit at a table - upon which lies a bloated, perished ghost.

Illustration by David Hallangen. A colossal blue dog messiah is in a giant crib, surrounded by adoring people.

Illustration by David Hallangen. Two figures on a raft travel through a river valley, holding hands. Though their reflections sit facing away from each other.

Illustration by David Hallangen. A female silhouette reveals an undersea chasm inside her, with a sinister red-eyed character dwelling on the bottom. Her eyes are veiled, and her mouth area has curled away like torn paper.

Well, I might as well take a wild stab in the dark! I work in a ridiculous range of styles, but always happier on the stranger side of the aisle.

My portfolio:

behance.net/hallangenart

(you'll find the odder examples in the sections "Stranger Things", "Frames.." and some in "Lost Kid")

Record cover artwork by David Hallangen. A distorted, wiry figure sits in a chair on a bile-green background. Perspective lines show it to be a long, endless room or corridor perhaps.

For St. Patrick's Day, here's a green thing I did a million years ago.

I remember trying to find an unsettling, troubled green - and I think it holds up. It's put me off breakfast anyway.

🎨

Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect looking at the arriving Vogon construction fleet, who have arrived to blow up the Earth.

Me, looking at your posts.

An actual job here for an illustrator?! Archaeological illustrator to be precise, so don't get too excited if you're not that (sorry for any collateral excitement damage). Bury St. Edmunds on site I think.

Fly my pretties! Fly! 🐡

#archeology #illustrator

www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/38...

Logging on

I understood that reference.

>>Captain America understanding that reference gif<<

Advertise your account with just one image

A LinkedIn Guru

LinkedIn is down.

Prepare for the gurus.

John Travolta Lost

Wheresday.