Read all about how we are reducing emergency housing numbers which have been ballooning in recent years. NACT1 Delivers!
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Read all about how we are reducing emergency housing numbers which have been ballooning in recent years. NACT1 Delivers!
23.12.2024 04:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our prime minister has made it clear universities must be institutions of free speech. That is why we have forced them to adopt a statement that aligns with our vision and only our vision and prevented them from commenting on anything else. We are the most pro-freedom government!
21.12.2024 23:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our ministers have been working hard to attract winners like these to NZ. We are paving the way for them here now and into the future! NACT1 delivers!
16.12.2024 05:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are NZ's hardest working government. We refuse to let Wellington's inefficient processes like checks and balances slow down progress. If our laws weren't in the investors' best interest we wouldn't propose them. This is the kind of bueracratic bloat we are doing away with. NACT1 delivers!
16.12.2024 04:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What I would say to you is these are necessary savings. Returning the hard earned profits of mom and pop tobacco companies and property investors has meant some changes. We need to get back to basics and put luxuries like getting kids to school or feeding them on hold. We all need to do our part
16.12.2024 04:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Deputy Prime Minister Christopher Luxon out doing his part for the poor and down trodden. Spot of hard work helps to build up his appetite for the turkey dinner at Christmas. How do you cook yours?
16.12.2024 04:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0NACT1 Deputy Prime Minister Luxon has once again picked the right man for a job. The new minister for rail will have us sailing again!
16.12.2024 03:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our hard working MPs are going at it around the clock. Even when they've already delivered they're still working on solutions.
15.12.2024 06:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Always great to see our hardworking MPs getting the recognition the deserve
14.12.2024 20:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We at NACT1 are working tirelessly to ensure that Wongaray has a state of the art hospital that investors erm tax payers can enjoy the profits erm benefits of for years to ccome
14.12.2024 18:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here at NACT1 we have worked hard to reduce demand on local hospitals. This move will reduce A&E wait times.
14.12.2024 18:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes we do we enjoy a spot of Pavlova. It's just the thing after a 34lb I mean 6.5 kg turkey
14.12.2024 10:03 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Hey bro no harm meant this is an account for mocking the current government. It stops me from raging over what they are doing to this country. Happy to take the post down if you want
14.12.2024 08:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We endorse our Prime ministers message
14.12.2024 08:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get to know the real David. He's a top bloke and represents us all
14.12.2024 07:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Over-paid consultant admits NACT1 are superior at saving $$. And if nothing gets done there's nothing to criticise us for. Once again we are 4 steps ahead of the opposition
14.12.2024 07:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This proves the need for a Ministry of Regulation. Our timely intervention is already paying dividends. NACT1 delivers!
14.12.2024 07:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Our new housing plan means any of your 7 houses can now double as both income and holiday home meaning we have effectively doubled your housing stock. NACT1 delivers!
14.12.2024 00:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Otago University psychiatry professor Paul Glue said while the new Bill promised "great things" with its discussion of patient-centred care and supported decision-making" NACT1 delivers!
13.12.2024 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We have consulted extensively with key stakeholders such as the trucking industry and the club members and it was unanimous. These lower speed limits are slightly inconvenient. With feedback like that how could we not take action? NACT1 delivers!
13.12.2024 22:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is paintently untrue. It's simple economics and I'm tired of these woke lefties making jokes at the country's expense. We simply don't need the same number of apprentices as we've stopped building houses.
13.12.2024 22:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0We promised everyday investors access to affordable housing. Reducing demand from first home buyers delivers a greater return on investment $ for $. NACT1 delivers.
13.12.2024 20:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the world these woke lefties want. What do they think everyone should have a house? They want middle New Zealand who have saved up all their lives to invest in their 7th house to go without. Disgraceful
13.12.2024 20:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look tax payers need to get value for their money. These academics need to know the poverty research gravy train is over. If they want tax payer dollars they need to be supporting mum and pop international conglomerates not struggling kiwis.
13.12.2024 20:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look what I'd say to you is Mum and Pop mining companies were being squeezed under Labour we gave delivered for them
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