Ankylodad

This is why they won’t sell you pierogis

Noem is the true inheritor of Trump. The same defective character.

I find with this crew that being dumb helps shield them from shame.

That dude suuuuuuuucks.

You should do more episodes on him until he wriggles back into the earth.

Also, as an aside, I think we all need to re-assess our priors about how much information leaks out of a government when said government is capable and willing of using the most sophisticated intelligence services on the planet to identify and persecute a leaker.

- Michael Scott

Doesn’t look a day over 3.

a large amount of fire is burning in the dark Alt: a large amount of fire is burning in the dark. Because Ken Starr is in hell.

“We go now to Ken Starr for comment:”

Megyn Kelly somehow always has 11 fingers in the wind.

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

You should tell Trump I don’t think he’s been briefed yet on literally fucking anything Jfc smh

Yeah but then he had a stroke and became a brain no good guy

Evergreen skeet

@jaketapper.bsky.social wake up bitch

When dems take the house, unmask these goons and put them on a list. Then we’ll be using that list for a while.

If I check an applicants LinkedIn and they’re following Bari Weiss, they don’t get a callback.

I guess when you stand for nothing your kids are susceptible to anything.

That’s what I call “doing the fucking news!”

No diggity

What a towering intellect that guy is.

/s

Yeah, a good example of “when people show you who they are, believe them.” Instead of “when people show you who they are, make ideologically and partisanly convenient excuses for them”

The article is 6 years old. I imagine (I don’t dig it up) that French was explaining away any number of the overtly racist things Tucker used to do and say in his Fox show.

Ok, but Gary, if we lose our 2A rights, what will stop a tyrannical president from sending federal officers and troops into our communities to violently violate our rights and disappear our neighbors?

I wish he was my neighbors dog.

I hope future generations recognize how quickly and strangely the contours of what counts as a political scandal changed for this president.

Finally, an Obamacare alternative

You Should Blame Merrick Garland Garland's incompetence gave the Supreme Court the chance to set Trump free

My latest is about the latest revelations on the failed prosecution of Donald Trump, and why you should blame Merrick Garland more than the Supreme Court.

Republicanism isn’t an ideology, it’s a personality disorder