@samsquatch74.bsky.social
Eternally searching for something to do when there’s no snow
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23.11.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey, uuhhhh, you’ve got something, right, there
20.11.2025 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0⬇️⬆️🤷⬆️⬇️
15.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
05.11.2025 01:57 — 👍 18346 🔁 3072 💬 54 📌 53Oh no
The nostalgia cycle got that stuff lined up for all of us
The Taco Bell Doritos Lava Chicken Jockey-peño Skibidi Taco is gonna be a mega hit though
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
28.10.2025 19:16 — 👍 11977 🔁 2733 💬 57 📌 65🎼🎹 "Werewolf chlamydia
Spooky! Scary!
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19.08.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#caturday
19.07.2025 19:43 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(at)grok: did George Wallace ever do a Naughtzee salute?
06.07.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
21.06.2025 19:00 — 👍 10572 🔁 1682 💬 99 📌 69Among a bunch of disgusting morons who are in charge of our country, JD Vance is remarkable.
Uncharismatic, uninteresting, obviously bought-and-paid-for, and (as the kids say) cringe.
This is embarrassing
I’ve gone from thinking our nation’s newspapers folding was a tragedy to cheering it on
Delete your account
Board up your doors
What a joke
Cops are worthless but not as worthless as bootlicking bitchboys like you
15.06.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stick to posting whatever you want, including posts like this, bc I enjoy your posts
15.06.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today is as good of a day as any to post the Florida Marlins theme song "Marlins Will Soar" as written and performed by Scott Stapp.
12.06.2025 17:25 — 👍 107 🔁 15 💬 11 📌 7Here’s hoping your bones stay undrenched, but
09.06.2025 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[with great gravity, aware that, when I speak, my words, like Black Bolt, will cause widespread devastation, but not of physical structures but of an entire burgeoning economic sector which will never recover] ...oh yeah? more like fartificial intelligence
01.06.2025 02:46 — 👍 650 🔁 77 💬 14 📌 4This ad aired in 2002….they have been trying to warn us and we weren’t paying attention
30.05.2025 16:00 — 👍 794 🔁 267 💬 28 📌 30
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28.05.2025 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The lady in front of me on this plane absolutely sucks at solitaire
15.05.2025 20:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t. Working on a giant magnet to attract a meteor and end this bullshit timeline.
16.04.2025 13:49 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Mine starts with Heavyweight Champion
10.04.2025 18:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🎼🎸 “Where are all the stupid people from?
And how’d they get to be so dumb?”
youtu.be/qnFVMkTWaBw?...
Time for the next chapter in "NCAA college football logos over a state outline."
Last, but never least, Wyoming.
WE ARE DONE.
They are literally identical
05.04.2025 22:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
