cracked me egg, yoi hoi fiddle dee dee
30.10.2025 19:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@jennycrowitch.bsky.social
Forklift certified and here for a good time. Precious orc girl. Poster of shitty Polaroids in this modern age. for photography shots: https://www.instagram.com/jennycrowitch/
cracked me egg, yoi hoi fiddle dee dee
30.10.2025 19:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I would be more bisexual if more trans men fucked with me. 
Ironically it was a trans man that cracked me egg.
realheads know
30.10.2025 18:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Base 12 girlies rise up, the dozen in the new ten
30.10.2025 18:37 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Rhetorical nonsense and prediction-milling while we're (we're not just being trans people but the public in general) mauled alive.. Fucking absurd behavior from people that just simply haven't felt the teeth yet. 
So goes trans folk, so goes everyone. Fascism never stops, no matter the suit color.
I feel like if I saw Negativland live, both my mind and body would explode at separate times.
30.10.2025 15:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's an AMAZING movie, that must be the coolest bar ever
30.10.2025 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Death Becomes Her is one of the most important movies of all time.
30.10.2025 01:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*going back in time and telling Jesus Christ about his followers in 2000 years*  
Me: Yeah, so they would put you into a systemic disempowerment
Jesus: Just give me the device that scares everyone, bro
Someone put it to me in a very relatable way: 6 7 is like The Game for gen alpha
29.10.2025 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, I almost got hit by 2 separate cars walking back. Super fun.
29.10.2025 19:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Went to a pizza place to get a sub and this guy sitting here eating lunch is cutting his slice with a knife and fork.
29.10.2025 17:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if she smells you, she knows how many sexual partners you have. Some kinda weird x-man power, I think.
29.10.2025 05:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The thing in the left pic is apparently lens flair? It is not the moon. In the actual exposure, that darker corner looks metallic.
29.10.2025 04:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lana del Rey called me a "fugly slut" after I fell over a trash can in the summer of 2005.
29.10.2025 04:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You're such a good poster (derogatory)
29.10.2025 04:22 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My pussy tastes like sour diet Dr pepper
28.10.2025 02:52 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I appreciate you, dear
28.10.2025 01:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I value your opinion and will not be angry over honesty (I fucking asked this): Am I bad at taking pictures?
28.10.2025 00:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Raymond's fuckin suuuuck, my sympathies
28.10.2025 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gimme the podcast name... us podcast listeners need to have solidarity lest we be judged
28.10.2025 00:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0EXAMPLE: A nice lady scientifically explaining why hand holding is soothing www.youtube.com/shorts/RrfkC...
27.10.2025 23:45 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0It's 90% dude educates you about plants, girl shows variations in fashion over time, here's a sick as fuck bass line, Skyrim joke, clip from House MD... the other 10% is Other.
27.10.2025 23:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If I have any true talent in this modern age, it's maintaining a not-horrific algo
27.10.2025 23:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0and those 90 minutes: weird dream city
27.10.2025 21:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think taking care/helping someone that's not yourself is more dopamine inducing. Self-care feels like a chore. Like if I have to mop a floor at work, it feels almost meditative. Mopping at home? Just shoot me instead.
27.10.2025 21:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Montcalm County, not surprising at all.
27.10.2025 20:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Making a movie called "Cis Men Can't Jump". It's a documentary in which I will be transvestigating the entirety of the NBA.
26.10.2025 16:15 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Capitol building with a film deformation that looks like the moon in the middle, against a blue sky
Evergreen trees on a hill above a staircase
Bonus shots
27.10.2025 01:47 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1idc if I'm untalented, I'm gonna keep having fun with it.
27.10.2025 01:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0