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@jennycrowitch.bsky.social

Forklift certified and here for a good time. Precious orc girl. Poster of shitty Polaroids in this modern age. for photography shots: https://www.instagram.com/jennycrowitch/

404 Followers  |  276 Following  |  3,002 Posts  |  Joined: 13.06.2023  |  2.0857

Latest posts by jennycrowitch.bsky.social on Bluesky

cracked me egg, yoi hoi fiddle dee dee

30.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would be more bisexual if more trans men fucked with me.

Ironically it was a trans man that cracked me egg.

30.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

realheads know

30.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Base 12 girlies rise up, the dozen in the new ten

30.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rhetorical nonsense and prediction-milling while we're (we're not just being trans people but the public in general) mauled alive.. Fucking absurd behavior from people that just simply haven't felt the teeth yet.

So goes trans folk, so goes everyone. Fascism never stops, no matter the suit color.

30.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like if I saw Negativland live, both my mind and body would explode at separate times.

30.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's an AMAZING movie, that must be the coolest bar ever

30.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Death Becomes Her is one of the most important movies of all time.

30.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*going back in time and telling Jesus Christ about his followers in 2000 years*

Me: Yeah, so they would put you into a systemic disempowerment

Jesus: Just give me the device that scares everyone, bro

30.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone put it to me in a very relatable way: 6 7 is like The Game for gen alpha

29.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I almost got hit by 2 separate cars walking back. Super fun.

29.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to a pizza place to get a sub and this guy sitting here eating lunch is cutting his slice with a knife and fork.

29.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if she smells you, she knows how many sexual partners you have. Some kinda weird x-man power, I think.

29.10.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing in the left pic is apparently lens flair? It is not the moon. In the actual exposure, that darker corner looks metallic.

29.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lana del Rey called me a "fugly slut" after I fell over a trash can in the summer of 2005.

29.10.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're such a good poster (derogatory)

29.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My pussy tastes like sour diet Dr pepper

28.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate you, dear

28.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I value your opinion and will not be angry over honesty (I fucking asked this): Am I bad at taking pictures?

28.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Raymond's fuckin suuuuck, my sympathies

28.10.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gimme the podcast name... us podcast listeners need to have solidarity lest we be judged

28.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Why a gentle touch feels like love
YouTube video by Hannah Fry Why a gentle touch feels like love

EXAMPLE: A nice lady scientifically explaining why hand holding is soothing www.youtube.com/shorts/RrfkC...

27.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's 90% dude educates you about plants, girl shows variations in fashion over time, here's a sick as fuck bass line, Skyrim joke, clip from House MD... the other 10% is Other.

27.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If I have any true talent in this modern age, it's maintaining a not-horrific algo

27.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and those 90 minutes: weird dream city

27.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think taking care/helping someone that's not yourself is more dopamine inducing. Self-care feels like a chore. Like if I have to mop a floor at work, it feels almost meditative. Mopping at home? Just shoot me instead.

27.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Montcalm County, not surprising at all.

27.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making a movie called "Cis Men Can't Jump". It's a documentary in which I will be transvestigating the entirety of the NBA.

26.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Capitol building with a film deformation that looks like the moon in the middle, against a blue sky

Capitol building with a film deformation that looks like the moon in the middle, against a blue sky

Evergreen trees on a hill above a staircase

Evergreen trees on a hill above a staircase

Bonus shots

27.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

idc if I'm untalented, I'm gonna keep having fun with it.

27.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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