You mean America's Dumbest Senator™, right?

Assuming they are removed from office, that puts Mike Johnson in the Oval Office. Are you sure you want that?

The truth is what the regime fears. Keep doing what you're doing.

I wish there was a Sheriff Andy to give him only one bullet.

"Idiot followers?" Aren't you repeating yourself?

Looking forward to "High School Musical: THE PLAY!"

We don't call them The Daily Heil for nothing.

Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Contact Congress today!

If you agree its time to impeach and remove Kristi Noem, heres how you can make your voice heard:

Or maybe it's inside Trump's butthole and Lindsey Graham follows it.

I go for appearance. I don't recall my roux having a nutty aroma, but my sense of smell isn't the most sensitive in the world.

Take your time and let the color develop slowly. If you overshoot, throw it out and try again.

Snipe nukes. I was on the ET nuke pathway, but didn't get high enough grades in "A" school to get into the nuclear program, thus I became a regular ET.

Every time I see sandhills in the suburbs of Sarasota, I imagine them thinking, "WTF did the humans do to our place?"

Indiana told 47 to get bent. Good for them.

I did not have Dense on my bingo card to stand up to 45 on Jan. 6th, but he did.

Plus Andrew Gillum came within 0.4% of Ron DeSantis in the Florida governor's race in 2018, and he ran as an unabashed progressive Democrat. With a good candidate, it can be done!

He doens't look like someone you want to fuck with. I had officers like him when I was in the Navy.

Damn, Jeff, what do you have against actual hyenas?

Matt Gaetz, Tool of Propaganda™.

Now and forever, IT'S ALWAYS PROJECTION!

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Citadel broke Nancy Mace's brain.

Next on "what could possibly go wrong?"

On behalf of actual sacks of putrid trash.......

Apparently you don't need peripheral vision in the 23rd Century. Who knew?

Funny how they're more than willing to tax Powerball winners but not corporations or billionaires.

Ah yes, all caps for that festive touch!

In other news, sun rises in east, dog bites man, Ted Cruz is an asshole.

One word: access.

Black Friday
Small Business Saturday
Cyber Monday
Giving Tuesday

So giving--the very reason for the Christmas season--comes in fourth after shop, shop, shop.

Herein lies one of my problems with this time of year.

The even-numbered TOS films were the best ones.