P. 🪷🐦‍⬛ (Waterlilydreams) #FUCKICE

There’s no higher honor than an animal snuggling into you. That’s really it. You’ve won it all my friend congratulations how does it feel to be touched by an angel

A paddock covered in white and grey snow. Mirrored by low slung grey cloud and on the horizon a box shaped grey hay shed

My kid is so talented

Niece missing. Jumped out a 2nd story window so someone she met on the internet could pick her up sometime between midnight and 3am. She doesn’t have a phone.

If you or someone you know picked her up in the middle of the night, she’s an autistic minor who probably said she was 18.

BRING HER BACK.

Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry. That is very worrying. I hope she comes home very soon and not traumatized.

rip catherine o’hara i think of you anytime anyone pronounces a word funny

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

Do you ever feel this desperate hollowness that screams for connection, real connection, but you know it's a near impossibility in this world, so you just watch it all from behind tempered antireflective glass & continue to feel nothing but the soft haptics of another meaningless notification?

Trump is making jokes about committing war crimes in the waters off Venezuela while the world’s wealthiest sit in silent surrender.

I never banned my kids from what they watched but i did spend two years saying 'Mr Beast has dead eyes don't trust him'
But mum he just...
Doesn't matter he has dead eyes. Just look at them

Two yrs later- mum his eyes are so dead

Every time I have coffee, I remember how much I love coffee. I have coffee every day. Isn't memory funny? And also dependence. Okay, well, actually, dependence probably isn't that funny because it can lead to addiction.

*sips coffee*

Oh my GAHD, I love coffee.

Choking, goddammit.

filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams

Every time I see him yell m--- a------ g---- a----, I picture myself chocking out the three people I know voted for him. This can't be good for my health. I need to find a way to bring them closer so I can reach.

anxiety is so annoying bec why am I all of a sudden scared of falling into my oven.

naah I'm cool man I just need to out demon my demons

Opening a kcup to eat the grounds like Fun Dip

reasons why I can’t meet up for coffee or attend your event/party:

• organizing post-it notes
• alphabetizing random shit
• making lists

My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?

Just be your beautiful self. The rest will fall into place.

Maybe if I try really hard I can learn the art of not giving a shit.

All of us trying not to voice all the crazy shit we’re feeling means there’s a lot of people running around just feeling crazy shit.

Set your sight on that moon and wish for the stars.

When you're a person with simple tastes swallowing a bunch of lies is near impossible.

To hibernate, perchance…

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Proud Boys

If you had only a few years max left to live what would you do? We should all probably start doing those things.

*Calls phone sex line*

No, stop. Tell me about how you’re going to take me to the farmers market and we hold hands and buy local honey then we have a picnic in the woods and take a nap in the shade... oh yeah... tell me more about the nap we take

I try and avoid political posts because… well… *gestures*, but I am *still* seeing posts from Americans talking about stuff that the “next president” will have to clean up after “the next election” and it blows my mind that even despite… well… *gestures*, they still think there’ll be one.

To prevent WWIII, will someone please release the Epstein files?