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@spicybigdad.bsky.social

mostly-retired infamous cyberbully, temporarily off hiatus to hawk records and t-shirts.

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Same as it ever was

01.11.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in a similar vein I once heard Portland drivers described as β€œpokey, perpetually-distracted, pedestrians-rights activists” and that sums up driving in metro areas of the PNW pretty well in my experience

01.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The breakfast of champions

31.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol yes! I then met another friend from the bird a decade later and learned that he and the first guy used to play in a band together in high school and I got them back in touch. If nothing else online does a great job of teaching you how small the world is, I have so many of these stories somehow

31.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many years ago I learned that a friend who I met on the bird also used to post on the same car forum as me in the mid-00s, we are still friends and live like 10 minutes away from each other by pure coincidence

31.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also we will keep this going until SNAP funds are reinstated and it applies to in-person sales at shows too

31.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is literally the least we can do! We make all the stuff ourself so our costs are low and our profit margins are good

31.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This includes everything in the BigCartel store - shirts, patches, hats, CDs, whatever else we have.

31.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BLACK CHVRCH Official online store for Black Chvrch, Portland OR

Will make an announcement on the band pages this weekend but starting this Saturday, November 1, Black Chvrch will be donating 100% of profits from our merch store to the Oregon Food Bank. Help us clear out inventory and help folks out. blackchvrch.bigcartel.com

31.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that sounds bad ass

31.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh, vhat the hell. Give me a hit.”

30.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have so much to say about the American mustiness epidemic

30.10.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

30.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ultimate porno-brain take tbh

29.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey @portlandpolice.bsky.social Schoening was in charge of this, can you maybe clarify what’s changed? Are you just mad some other group of roided out thugs are brutalizing people now? Fucking losers

29.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Schoening was in charge of crowd control in 2020!

29.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

damn, law enforcement in Portland using indiscriminate force against protesters despite there being no sign of threat from those protesters? That’s wild, wonder if anything like that has ever happened before

29.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
29.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sassy loves every woman who has ever been to my apartment, she’s the most reliable wingman I’ve ever had, but sometimes she’s extra nice to some people and I always make a mental note of that

28.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got it, thanks! Will also add since we are talking about β€œwho not to support” that Meals On Us PDX has over $17,000 in cash donations unaccounted for last I checked and is run by a huge piece of shit.

28.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anything can happen in baseball

28.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is this broing out

28.10.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently not!

28.10.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn how did I not know about this

27.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Surprise we are doing a charity gig. Black Chvrch at Blackwater on Black Friday

27.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vouch

27.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REAL

27.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

vouch

27.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[fast and the furious voice] bullshit asshole nobody likes taking mirtazapine

27.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, they sell out immediately every time they come to town and I’m also very bad at knowing when shows are happening since I’ve got such a limited social media presence

26.10.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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