eva wood 🦇

I LOVE HIM

Didn’t you illustrate a cute lil pixel heeler for this?

i knew i was tempting fate with this one and i went ahead and did it anyway. anyway i got laid off

I know it’s a police state app but fuck if it doesn’t make me smile from time to time

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

tariff this, tariff that. what i wanna know is, when’s someone gonna tariff my clothes

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

(through tears) that’s showbiz, baby

faking my death to test the polycule’s strength

if I say I am displeased with where the industry went its largely because stuff like "YOU ARE A NOW A WORKER!" (ANT EMERGING FROM EGG) {framed by a UI that looks like a business application} is no longer normal

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

it was actually a good idea to get a bluesky at my absolute lowest point of mental wellness

throwing up in an alleyway in roku city

😭 I miss it every day

drew my new D&D character, Huck Bokley, a rootin’ tootin’ aarakocra bard

bike lanes should be furnished with the auto-turret from Alien 2 every 50 ft

starting a new antidepressant mood board

my nickname in the guild was Jailbait. i cringe to recall this

eating 5-8 THC edibles on the commute to my severed workplace

i yearn to do this specific hard launch

hot goth babe in big stompin boots

i’m your valentine now

okay heard. yet still. it calls to me

three months of unemployment would fix me

selection of recent texts

what every memory of 2012 feels like