Elana @astra-not - Bluesky Profile

This is my political agenda just yuri for all ty for your time

08.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 2793 🔁 894 💬 15 📌 17

Elana smiling at the camera with an ohio voted sticker

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Maybe daylight isn't worth saving

02.11.2025 11:38 — 👍 43 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

bible enthusiasts know that king david had a man killed so he could sleep with his widow. im not saying jd vance for sure had charlie kirk killed but im not not saying it either

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Friendship ended with BLONDE BRAID LADY. Now PURPLE BRAID LADY is my best friend

31.10.2025 17:15 — 👍 143 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0

The obstacle? The 22nd Amendment.

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Omfg THANK YOU! I had no idea this was the reason and had no idea what to ask google.

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a deer standing in the road at night. basically a deer in the headlights.

me every time an interviewer asks where i see myself in 5 years

28.10.2025 20:47 — 👍 123 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0

getting TSA anti prechecked and having them stamp a big "GROPE THIS WOMAN" flag on my file

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Star Wars

09.10.2025 00:13 — 👍 49 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

He heard about Reylo

30.09.2025 14:30 — 👍 255 🔁 31 💬 4 📌 0

how is there not an entire wing of the evangelical movement convinced that the guy named Beast who keeps offering temptations involving fire is literally Satan

29.09.2025 20:11 — 👍 1134 🔁 152 💬 30 📌 6

Star wars essential guide to vehicles and vessels (the old one, with the old EU but before the prequels)

Read theory

24.09.2025 23:48 — 👍 453 🔁 88 💬 14 📌 16

Get in losers, we’re grieving

22.09.2025 00:20 — 👍 6739 🔁 994 💬 227 📌 138

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

10.09.2025 21:46 — 👍 6914 🔁 1519 💬 57 📌 24

witchcraft is real now??

10.09.2025 21:39 — 👍 69 🔁 3 💬 8 📌 2

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.

lmao holy shit

10.09.2025 19:54 — 👍 2340 🔁 664 💬 41 📌 91

he died as he lived, making a full throated endorsement of the 2nd amendment

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REST IN PISS COULDNT HAVE HAPPENED TO A GREATER GUY

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enshittification definition covered in ads

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even as the world is completely falling to pieces im still able to worry everyone’s mad at me which really shows the resilience of the neurotic human spirit

26.08.2025 03:11 — 👍 3451 🔁 355 💬 81 📌 10

Just watched a tesla use the bike lane as a turning lane

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jesus fuck they're really going to go after seatbelt and smoking ban laws, i really thought those were safer than trans people getting to exist in civic life and gay people getting to care for their dying loved ones

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QuickBooks what the hell is this new layout?

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Come hang out with me TOMORROW to help celebrate SIX YEARS of me streaming + my last stream before taking a lil time off for my wedding!!

Hope to see you there! :)

twitch.tv/wtfblossom

02.08.2025 20:06 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Thanks for this fantastic TLDR

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