Damnit, Amanda

New pill delivery system just dropped

Apparently I was trying to convince the surgeon to come meet the foster husky.

Can't stop won't stop.

"I never give my life meaning by demeaning you"

God, she's amazing, isn't she? I came across Ani when I was a teenager in the 90s and I genuinely believe I'm a better person than I would have been otherwise.

I have a fucking tattoo in dedication to Little Plastic Castle. I still couldn't sing it from memory even if my life depended on it.

I am fostering the dumbest dog in the world I stg

I was really torn on whether or not to bring my foster husky to the No Kings really wearing his little Adopt Me vest. I left him at home though because he would have stolen the show.

So there's still an 11 month old #husky in #lynchburg VA that needs a home!

One of my favorite mental games is finding contronyms -- words that are the opposite of themselves. Like to screen something can mean to show a thing or also to hide a thing.

I takes exactly one Freebird to get from the library to my apartment.

Lynchburg No Kings Rally @indivisiblelyh.bsky.social

On a different note, I'm not a believer in a higher power, but I have a very dear friend who is a queer Christian. We live in a very conservative area and they have a hard time finding a place to belong, so I want to sincerely thank you for making space for queer believers.

Have you ever spent so much executive functioning energy trying to make good choices at the grocery store that you've had to get fast food on the way home? 🫠

"You just need to focus and pay attention. Get a planner."

My dog demands that I publicly confess to eating my entire sandwich without any assistance

I'm trying to read The Final Architecture series by Adrian Tchaikovsky. I love space operas, so I should love this series. Except the books have about 30 named characters with absolutely zero defining characteristics in a six-way political showdown and idk how tf I'm supposed to follow any of this.

AI will never take my professional dog-wrangling job (I say confidently while scrubbing pee off the wall).

Neglect is also abuse.

Shortly after the groom was done, she started bleeding from the chest just from removing the fur that was matted into the skin

The family that was going to adopt my foster husky backed out at the last moment because they didn't "realize huskies were high energy"

This precious baby is 11 months old, lives in Virginia, LOVES other dogs and desperately needs a forever home.

#husky #adoptdontshop #virginia

Flex your thigh muscles and bend your knees

As exhausting, expensive, and heartbreaking rehoming this husky has been, I'm going to feel empty once it's done.

Bruno is 11 mo. old, in Central Virginia, and has more energy than I'll ever have in my entire life.

#adoptdontshop #huskypuppy #younghusky

cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...

Everyone say hi to Rae Rae. She's allowed one cigar per year.

Please don't burn yourself out. Or do mine before you get there anyway.

I work in a dog daycare and I have that realization every single day: that I do things for dogs that aren't even mine that I wouldn't do for my own family.

Yesterday I pulled an enraged pit bull off of a baby hound that he was legitimately trying to kill. Didn't even hesitate.

To be fair, Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo, does sound like a pair of cold case detectives who accidentally run into each other at an AA meeting in a church basement.

As exhausting, expensive, and heartbreaking rehoming this husky has been, I'm going to feel empty once it's done.

Bruno is 11 mo. old, in Central Virginia, and has more energy than I'll ever have in my entire life.

#adoptdontshop #huskypuppy #younghusky

cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...

They should gather at the Qatari Airbase instead ig

Victorian postcard designers were really feeling those good good pharmaceuticals.

Not at evil sex workers are created equal

I had cheesy baked spaghetti, ice cream, hard cider, and coffee for breakfast today. I just feel like y'all need to know that.