Nicholas Flower

Here are the 25 best pieces of Horror Fiction of the 21st century so far... | The Quietus Welcome, dear readers to Halloween, when in the UK and US children dress as their favourite fictional horror characters (and some, misguidedly, as serial killers) to walk door-to-door asking neighbour...

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my very tall Spanish pharmacist took a photograph of my psychomania t-shirt as he handed me by blood pressure medicine.

Amazing finds and photo also. Passed the Snowflake tower the other day, wasn’t able to stop but it improved the journey considerably regardless. I’ll return with the kids to drink it in.

I’d love to read the tender odes in your anniversary cards.

Oh my word.

Really liking that design - and title - on the new collection.

one head, four cunts.

lovely bit of cover, that.

More “letterbocks” than “fesshole” isn’t it?

"ultimate goal"? wow.

They should have been mocking you for having a hankie to be honest.

Good time to purchase one of Moonpig’s extensive “sorry I shit your towel” range.

I for one second this wholeheartedly. I’d buy, read and revel in that shit.

Really putting the “cunt” in “utter cunt”.

it's Twister, right?

“Police please. Yeah he’s here again. The cunt with the head.”

They’re lovely, these beermat birds.

Plying your cuntishness, working it tenderly. You cunt, you.

“a helping” - Christ, you awful bastard

Wow she’s holding a delicious calippo - a right cooling treat

A paragraph from a shite Guardian article about water sommeliers, referencing the “godfather of water” - an original 90s tech guy who lost out in the first dotcom bust.

Two panels from a Foodie Bollocks strip in Viz, noting the absurdity of certain trends towards a purported “authenticity of experience” within food culture and the crazy privilege of those with money enough to foster.

“Super-low”

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@dempster2000.bsky.social ha! Eddie Marsan’s huge raised face!

This is really the most unforgivable of the all the fesses, you total cunt.

This is wonderful. What a collection!

Surely there was a time, a period of clarity, between the question being asked and you being sodden in her piss? Though depends where your date was I suppose.

Ah, I saw the place, then a lad carrying those little pucks, but hadn’t realised they were of the same provenance. Must get involved - like the wildcraft taproom in Cromer doing takeaway 2-pinters for beach use - for really what is the beach without crumble and beer and slight to great sadness?

That’s a beautiful blue hue yours has.

Had this herbert in the garden the other day - just sat there for the better part of two hours before fucking silently off.

I find it is important, with global atrocities, to think about NOTHING but those atrocities. Like, if your kid asks you a trivial question about dinner or birthdays or whatever you should punch its face and say “shut the fuck up because ATROCITIES”.

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excellent news - a new Nicola Barker's always cause for celebration
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