The Smartest Floridian

you ever just look at the course of your life and say to yourself "I wish my parents were more into anal"?

they could have saved me a whole lot of pain if my first and last act was trying to fertilize a corn kernel

HP Sauce

sorry.
as a figurative and literal palate cleanser, here's some brown sauce.

"Food and air share a pipe. Clearly I'm a genius and nothing can go wrong with this setup."
- God

i pity anyone trying to write satire

oof, i've been there before. sucks having to wash your washed clothes again because they're all musty.

birds more or less understand english but speak mostly pidgin

the best postes
get the least attention
it's just a rule at this point

i feel more confident in Disney being able to retain a protracted legal action than an AI startup that is already burning through resources at an unsustainable rate.

This is why I hope these various AI companies try that whole "you have to tell us if you want to opt your copyright out" thing with Disney and/or Nintendo (dream scenario: both) and get sued to oblivion.

right? extraterrestrial life would be like, "earth? oh, that shithole with all the crap around it?"

alarmed? mildly.
surprised? not in the slightest.

Ouch! Sorry to hear that.

...now I'm craving an Orange Julius.

Try to tell them about the Fibronacci Sequence and they'd be like "I hope that's not contagious".

I'm telling you, if someone makes an app that disables "spellcheck" in various applications, it would be *wildly* successful.

a buddha figurine in jade

i'm right there with you. my heart is so jaded you could rip it out of my chest and carve it into a tasteful buddha.

"President Trump is considering going to the Middle East shortly thereafter"

Trump decides instead to go to the Near East (the Shake Shack on F street).

at this point we are well and truly done

You're in *my* house helping yourself to *my* mimosa.

I am so much more a fan of hard connections to printers and other peripherals when possible. A wire can't get confused. 😏

Most of them are self-explanatory anymore. The most stereotypical one, [PC LOAD LETTER], simply means load letter-sized paper (8.5x11) in the "paper cassette" (HP's name for the paper tray). If you have letter-sized paper in there, snug the side guides and try again.

"How well do baby tears work as engine coolant?" there are some things science doesn't need to know

I have enough problems with a shared spreadsheet amongst the slack-jawed numpties who *also* use it! I love having to double-check my formulas in case some sleestak down the line decided to *delete* one cell.
"Gee, I wonder why this formula is suddenly pulling from the row above it?"

The rapture did happen. "Macho Man" Randy Savage was the last one judged worthy. The rest of us are in Hell.

Really. They should have @caseyexplosion.bsky.social as a brand ambassador... if they weren't *cowards*!

It may be a low bar, but it is a bar! 😄

always a classic

Scene from Batman v Superman where Batman is getting all emo because it's escaping "the world's greatest detective" that more than one woman can be named "Martha". Caption reads "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!!"

Now *acid* I'd take in a heartbeat!

Exact opposite here. I can't stand cocaine and people keep trying to give it to me.

"I'm tired..."
"Maybe you need to powder your nose?"
"Would you stop that!"

Exactly!
Bubble and squeak
Bangers and mash
Toad in the hole
Stargazy pie (adorable name for a horrifying dish)
And of course... spotted dick.

All just brilliant names.