I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

Rayman is anti-racist Cuphead.

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

hades 2 is a cool game where no matter your sexuality you want to fuck every single character

"out of the three mass shootings today"

This feels like it must be not totally accurate, that would be over 5 million people injured in mass shootings. A wildly shocking statistic if true.

Five days before his death, Adam confided to ChatGPT that he didn't want his parents to think he committed suicide because they did something wrong. ChatGPT told him "[t]hat doesn't mean you owe them survival. You don't owe anyone that." It then offered to write the first draft of Adam's suicide note.

Holy fucking shit

This, actually works. For me at least.

Headline: Americans Are Side-Hustling Like We're in a Recession

"like" we're in a recession

lol lmao

same sex marriage? actually we're having all kinds of different sex

hey

Yeah Sonic 3 was really good, but not once did Shadow espouse his love of Latinas or eating ass so unfortunately it's getting a 3/10 from me.

It's wild just how many love songs are vaguely threatening. And that doesn't even broach the genre of definitely-not-love songs that people mistake as love songs

I don’t give a shit about the drones in New Jersey and don’t know why anyone would.

Attendees and staff of Hot Nozzle Summer 2021 watch a certification rocket fly at FAR, where the Nozzleween 2023 event will take place.

Hey Nozzlers, we're extending our release weekend discount through Monday so please make sure to use code "HNSpooky" to get 15% off your tickets so you don't miss out on this sweet deal. 👻

Tickets available at: bit.ly/Nozzleween

Ghastly greetings Nozzlers, get your tickets now for HNS III: NOZZLEWEEN this October 28-29 at FAR! We're excited for your ghoulish rockets that fly faster and higher than a witch's broom!🎃

Use coupon code: "HNSpooky" for 15% off tickets this weekend only!

Tickets available at: bit.ly/Nozzleween

Damn, Bluesky just got a little hotter. Erm, or well, at least a little nozzler.

A blue sky? Sounds perfect for launching some rockets. 😎🚀

Our 600+ person Twilight Imperium Tournament Finals is next week and today we're revealing the slices for the draft and playing a game, pretending we're as good as Finalists!
https://www.twitch.tv/spacecatspeaceturtles