@themilesbox.bsky.social
Person of interest.
He’s a cheeky monkey!
24.06.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He just didn’t stop growing.
24.06.2025 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I genuinely ordered that last night. And other brilliant stuff.
19.05.2025 21:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Meet Gregory.
19.05.2025 21:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It’s still only worth coming here for Gruntleigh.
01.05.2025 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Probably for the best.
30.04.2025 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Totally real photo of me. No AI at all.
30.04.2025 13:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Blimey!
30.04.2025 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well, that’s enough about you. How am I?
17.04.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a load of old tut!
17.04.2025 16:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But why? People might see!
04.04.2025 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some people might misinterpret this and think you are talking about your anal passage.
04.04.2025 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s a BBC rule now that every single programme has to have a drag queen on it!
Look what’s on the next Attenborough show!
Bloody baboon drag queen! Nanas Galore!
#BBC #dragqueen #licencefee
Sadly yes. Because if staff check they only scan one of each item to check.
29.03.2025 09:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If there was an audiobook it would be eight hours of Gruntleigh trying to read the title correctly, with the sound of screaming from the recording booth.
29.03.2025 09:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You need a sandwich board person to drum up business. Preferably a huge ape type person who people will notice.
28.03.2025 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A woman had five loaves of bread and only self scanned one. That the kind of thing you’re looking for?
28.03.2025 19:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0AI can’t write as wittily or as funny a book as you. Sorry to gush about your book, but it is absolutely brilliant.
28.03.2025 12:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Supermarket on a Friday!
Never making that mistake again!
I’ve bugger all to post about.
Ditto and same.
24.03.2025 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anything that annoys him is a win in my eyes.
24.03.2025 19:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re too busy being fabulous to actually do anything.
24.03.2025 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Woke up.
Did stuff.
Nap time.
What people are saying…
“The best book of the year”
“Shorter than War & Peace, better and funnier than The Bible”
“Greatest book about everyone’s favourite daft space ape”
A Small Problem.
Finally found it on YouTube after decades of looking.
I hope you don’t mind me saying but so far your book is like a book Douglas Adams didn’t get around to writing.
12.03.2025 14:09 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Dear Mr Martin, I am half way through your book. It is brilliant. I hope more people buy it!
12.03.2025 13:40 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
www.lulu.com/shop/martin-...
08.03.2025 07:53 — 👍 22 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 4
Last week was WORLD BOOK DAY and us Ogrons told to turn up dressed as our favourite book characters!
Ofcourse me chose @hwam.bsky.social's new novel (avail from Lulu.com)
But WHICH character? Joanna.. Diennay.. Charlie.. Ed..?
It only LATER me realised me could have gone as MYSELF!🙄
