Rob K

The alley between where I parked and the bar

Took Bijan 1.01

#SFB15 Nuggets division draft board

Gift bag merch, shirt and pint glass

Drafting #SFB live for the first time! #sfb15 #sfblive #denver

Went from Tally to Las Vegas on a Greyhound the summer I was 16 with money I earned going door to door mowing lawns in the neighborhood.

In fairness, the fists in question can fit in really tight spaces

A daylight savings time haiku:

Already noon, fuck
Give me back my fucking hour
You son of a bitch

Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.

This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.

That’s the dumbest fucking trade I’ve ever seen, regardless of sport, fantasy or IRL. Did Adam Silver go in and whip that up himself, knowing the NBA gets better ratings when the Lakers are contenders???

My Super Bowl prediction:

By the start of the third quarter, Drake is gonna wish his mama had gotten him taken care of.

Well shit, was hoping there would be drunken brawls on Bourbon Street between Philly fans and Bills Mafia all next week

I like to think you two would get along.

Ooh! @shannisknight.bsky.social has it and is gonna grab it off the shelf for me!

TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime

Since the Rams have no actual fans, I wonder what Eagles fans will do with no one in the stands to harass/assault

And vice versa. Knowing what I know about Kingsbury, Tudyk playing him would be a hoot.

@shannisknight.bsky.social saw Kliff Kingsbury on the sideline and went ‘what is Alan Tudyk doing coaching in this game???’🤣🤣🤣

Mike Evans holds the NFL record for most consecutive 1000-yard receiving seasons to begin a career, as well as most reply guys incessantly chiming in to complain he’s just a stat compiler and not actually good anytime he’s mentioned in a social media post

Like this movie, i am, um, not aging well

The child? Okay. The movie? Uh oh.

Fun fact: if you spill Traeger pellets and it rains/snows before you clean them up, it looks like rabbits shit all over your patio

I'm still writing 2024 on all my war crimes tribunal forms.

The Etroit Lions.

Holy shit some lady was picking her nose in the stands on MNF

Also fantastic in Brockmire as his estranged mom.

Santa Monica almost made my list. But @shannisknight.bsky.social had it on hers and we tried not to overlap.

Pretty much the entirety of the ‘90s on this list is all killer no filler.

I don’t think I heard Groovy Dead before it was on Letterkenny but everything else is stuff I legit listened to on X 101.5 everyday

I made a playlist a few months ago that featured 7 songs from every year since I was born (336 tracks total!) and that was one of my picks for ‘95.