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I haven't played those but i imagine if an alien doesn't have manual dexterity, for their species to get to the point of sentience and spaceships and stuff they probably gotta have like psychic powers, or they can use beams or something

Ideally not exactly the Eldar though. That wouldn't go good probably. Although I think they don't even technically exist yet at this point, canonically

One longstanding hope of mine is that if humanity ever encounters aliens, they come in the form of haughty space elves, like the Eldar from 40K or some anime from the 80s. I don't want first contact to be with the Slorgoids

It doesn't strike me as deserving to be its own province but I don't know if I have the right to this opinion

What goes on there. Anything?

What's going on with Prince Edward Island. You never hear anything about that place. Even Newfoundland you hear about sometimes

Like they've gotta have a media liaison right? All year long thinking of ways to promote the groundhog

I love fun harmless traditions that bring personality to a place and Groundhog Day is arguably the best one of those. You basically get to be in the hyper-local Illuminati, sign me up

I feel like if I was from Punxsutawney I would try to become one of the top hat wearing Phil wranglers. I'd want to be involved in the Groundhog Day situation. How could you not?

It sounds really immersive

Was looking at the Grammy lists and saw this and you know, fair enough

Maybe Bill Crumble, I don't know about Billy

This is a real bouba/kiki nominative determinism type of deal. A guy named Billy Crumble simply works in a bakery. There's like a 2% possibility Billy Crumble is a good ol' boy from Arkansas who works at Jiffy Lube but more often than not he's going to be at a bakery

I feel like the natural instinct here is baker of some kind for sure

I do think Billy Crumble works in a bakery. But like an artisanal bakery in New York. He's not a small town Hallmark Christmas bakery guy

Actually no you don't get to meet them because meeting them might influence what you think they do. Like if they're covered in flour or something you'd think oh, Crumble, flour, this guy works in a bakery. You just have to go by the name

If you met someone named Billy Crumble, what would you assume their job is

The rest of the podcast is also good. They need to make more episodes of Entree PeeE Neur's Entrepreneur Tour

Listened to a podcast where Drew Tarver's character's name was Parents Foster so he appears in the phone book as "Foster Parents" and is constantly getting phone calls from orphans and it was one of the funniest things I have ever heard

it's important not to appear too unhinged online when saying your opinions, i think. it's not good to seem like a lunatic, even if you're right

For sure. I would love to try it but I don't think i'll ever try to make it

I've never had it but I feel like beef wellington can't be worth the effort

I wish I knew what would happen if i used multiple slurp juices on a single ape

about once every two weeks I think "man it would really be funny if that turned out to be the joke I think it was going to be" and I am almost at the point where i'm ready to pay $10 to know if I was right

Thinking about resubscribing to a patreon-only podcast I haven't listened to in about two years mainly because there was what I suspect to be a running joke being set up that hadn't been resolved by the time I stopped listening and I need to see if I was right about what the joke was

You always hear factoid about how Air Force One doesn't actually have an escape pod like it does in the movie, but I bet it actually does. They just don't want to admit it

It felt real too. When I woke up and realized I still had my molar I was like oh good. I still have my molar.

Not quite on the level of relief of when I wake up and realize my family hasn't died or there's not a nuclear war starting but it was still a good relief to still have my molar

Last night for the first time I can recall, I had a dream where one of my teeth fell out. Bottom right molar second from the back. Is there a dream interpretation for what it means when you dream about your bottom right second from the back molar falling out?

Comes out to about $1.59 trillion. Rounding error

All I ask for is 5% of the USA's gross national product for 2026