🐟 jitka 🐟

it should require a day's journey up a steaming river in a jungle to get to the venus flytrap's habitat

Yea, they should only be found deep in some jungle. You should not be able to walk to a McDonalds from the Venus flytrap's natural habitat

Australia is probably where it should be from. They're the kind of place that would have a sinister carnivore plant

I don't know where the Venus Flytrap should be from but it's not "a 50 mile radius of Wilmington, North Carolina"

I learned recently that Venus Flytraps are native to coastal North and South Carolina and I don't think I like knowing that. That's not where those should be from

From what I've seen of it it's good but it puts me to sleep instantly

all the videos are an hour long and they all have titles like this

the videos are interesting don't get me wrong. and I want to try all the Food Noodles. but every video i watch of it puts me to sleep instantly

i found a youtube channel called Japanese Food Noodles that is just a guy going around documenting restaurants in Japan with no narration and it's probably the single best thing i've found to put myself to sleep. i don't think i've made it through one video awake

Nobody is the third guy

A couple of you are the fourth guy. It's a really specific type of guy to be the fourth guy on the Feelies album cover

we all want to imagine we're the first guy on the Feelies album cover. but deep down we all know we're the second guy

Someone once told me it's still good and I should play it now anyway. But I know myself well enough to know that it isn't for me anymore. I missed the Undertale Window

There are a lot of things that I'm confident if I'd been exposed to them at a certain age I'd be a huge fan of them now. If Undertale had come out in 2010 I'd have been an Undertale guy, I just know it. But I'll never play it now

ive been informed they're making a homestuck cartoon. if you had told this to me 16 years ago i would have been really excited. but current day me will likely not be viewing it

and like if i'd started watching dr. whomst when it first came back in 2008 or whenever it was maybe i'd be into that too. but as it is now i see a dalek and i go ok bro. yea go right ahead and be a dalek. you got that plunger arm very cool. but maybe i'd have liked it if i saw it earlier

it's nice to have it grandfathered in. i learned not long ago when I read an Iain M. Banks Culture novel that i no longer have patience for the genre of "wryly humorous British soft sci-fi" and hitchhiker's guide is the ultimate example of this

I often think about how grateful I am to have read hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy when I was like 15, because I really enjoyed it then but if I read it for the first time now I am certain I wouldn't enjoy it at all. i would scoff at it like i do with doctor whomst

I did but maybe it wasn't good enough butter

i bought a baguette and some brie to make the famous Twin Peaks sandwich and I gotta say it's not as good as they make it sound on that show. it's good but it's not as good as the Horne brothers want it to be. maybe it's because Sam's Club baguettes aren't necessarily up to French standards

We'll never know

What was up with that Roky Erickson. Why did you change it to wiss for half the song and then change it back to with except for three more times where you said wiss again

Thinking about the part of the Roky Erickson song "I Walked With A Zombie" where he stops saying "I walked with a zombie" and starts saying "I walked wiss a zombie" instead halfway through and then goes back to saying "with" for most of the song except a couple more times where he says "wiss" again

they don't hardly let Arnie get a word in edgewise and it's really funny. i love those handbook boys

I've been listening to the backlog of Hello From the Magic Tavern and I got to the one where the hollywood handbook boys go on as mole warriors and it's funny how much they just steamroll the magic tavern guys and how well it works

Esquie is my close personal friend

I have other attributes too

for example I have noticed that the song "When Do I Get To Sing My Way" by Sparks is really similar to the Ori and the Blind Forest main theme. that's because noticing similarities and patterns is one of my attributes

i like to notice similarities and patterns. it's one of my attributes

All becomes one when the sun comes to earth