Whisper In A Hurricane

The pet option costs extra.

She hidden. Impossible to see until it’s too late.

Say “I’ve never experienced the consensual touch of a woman” without saying…….

Do you find yourself being critical of their accuracy? That’s the reason I usually can’t watch legal shows.

Are you able to watch medical shows?

A micro penis amidst a nest of micro penises.

Wear sunscreen!

Why the lawyer and not an official from the department he’s representing? Does the lawyer have the documents?

This happens to me some mornings when I try getting out of bed.

Kid Rock = pinnacle of physical fitness

Hooo are you? You’re so cold! (I realize I cheated with the contraction).

But DFT said JJ hated Obama.

He’s a lot older than her, too. Ick.

Pro tip: If you can’t figure out why a person / organization is doing something, check the result. Oftentimes the result was the motive.

It’s a prestigious list.

Generosity, empathy, and sharing are seen as weaknesses. If they understood human history, they’d see that collective action is humanity’s greatest superpower.

I spent years practicing on others. It was just your turn. 😁

I have a hard time believing Trump ever used the word “enigma”.

But think of all the amazing athletes who aren’t being conceived!

You are inching closer to realizing your dream!

I didn’t realize jellyfish knew how to use acrylic markers. #illletmyselfout

Lord help us all.

Is there a buffet or something?

Only because Jeffery Dahmer is dead.

Physician, heal thyself? Feel better soon.

Well, he is a convicted rapist. It sort of makes sense.

That sounds like a relatively easy fix. Good luck!

Did MN surrender?

You made me do it, Minnesota!