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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her)

@laurajohansen.bsky.social

Clinical research professional. UNC SPH '21. JMU '15. #VaccinesWork #PublicHealthGeek #CoolMillenialAunt I'm an introvert on social media, what could go wrong?

1,326 Followers  |  412 Following  |  1,125 Posts  |  Joined: 23.07.2023  |  2.0077

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It's a good suit! Easy, 5 minute fix for the replacement button

05.08.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You're gonna love this on IG

04.08.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Realized the very weird dream I had a night back involving drowning/being surrounded without escape may be directly correlated with the fact I've got three Excel spreadsheets for the process of buying my first house...

04.08.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him that says movieclips ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him that says movieclips

That looks *amazing*

03.08.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He must hate us, in some fashion, truly

03.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Allegra/fexofenadine was its direct successor - Seldane/terfenadine regrettably had to have those pesky (really bad!) cardiac side effects such that Sanofi had to withdraw it...

02.08.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tie between Adagio for Strings (Barber) or The Swan/Le Cygne (Saint-Saens). Harder lean toward the latter because I *have* heard it countless times in a row, for dance

02.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy is holding a bowl of soup with a spoon in his hand . ALT: a young boy is holding a bowl of soup with a spoon in his hand .
02.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The TikTok thirst videos regarding Mr. Corenswet are *unhinged*, this is a modest response and good on you

02.08.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The HBO miniseries adaptation of it was wonderful, as well - similar feelings, but it was heartwarming and beautiful

02.08.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2. bad or missing code logic for "If CURR DATE equals DEFINED DATE, then TRUE, TRUE equals HIDE PROMPT"

01.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting breakfast at the nearby greasy spoon, or picking up groceries at the store? Whatever, hat can stay on, who gives a flying. Dining at a decent restaurant or visiting a nice public place? Take off your baseball cap during lunch or touring the museum, philistine.

01.08.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Show me your budget, and I'll show you your values

01.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1165    πŸ” 368    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 22

28 Years Later on streaming? BET.

31.07.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ₯³ Congratulations!

31.07.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If not, they share an incredible likeness & a similar proclivity for online dramatics

31.07.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this not the same woman (or a serious doppelganger) who waited *countless* minutes for shredded cheese?

31.07.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That's northern NJ!

31.07.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spin-off running here: "It's always thunderstorms in central North Carolina"

31.07.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people standing in a field of corn at night ALT: a group of people standing in a field of corn at night

Pulling from the Field of Dreams draft...

31.07.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Regrettable & poorly intended, ugh

31.07.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To your point, that's a "your license could be on the line" issue for them - I have to think at some point the lazy/risk avoidance scale gets tipped

31.07.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who works in medical devices, you're 100% right

31.07.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or as a stand-in for "I haven't heard much, if any, recent discourse on this" instead of just acknowledging no one's apt to bring up a nearly twenty year old film during casual after-dinner conversation

31.07.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
slurpee machine with one crashed screen

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

29.07.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18290    πŸ” 5940    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 363

He's gonna learn about the Streisand effect the painful way, I suppose

29.07.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Started it, nice! This may be a Mobile issue, but if I select 0 for vehicles damaged/destroyed and cannot accurately complete the next prompts ($ debt, make/model) it will not let me progress. Wanted you to know / see if that's a instructions issue, survey issue, or such :)

29.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God grant me The Serenity to--no fuck Firefly, God grant me the The Rocinante

28.07.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6

Overuse of methylene blue x colloidal silver x self tanning solution goes brr

28.07.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I *so* wanted to muster up the energy to go see NGE in our little local theater or Superman on the big screen but after a three day trip to NC Wine Country I'm sacked out on the couch rehydrating

27.07.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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