Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her)

She's served you well, time for seeing the (new-ish) vehicular possibilities

Saw a video of a stripper who smacked them off some creep's face with her stiletto after realizing he was filming her, and I wish I could've tipped her from afar

That sounds like my imminent moving process, so commiseration 😁

I love the location, the deal got a bit scrappy but glad we've made it work

Godspeed on your run!!

No, but I'm not terribly far!
For all intents and purposes I will be @thetate.bsky.social 's neighbor as of Friday AM 🤞🏻

Trader Joe's checkout guy thought I was young enough to ask if I'd "gone to class today," and then gave me flowers when he heard my response that I was closing on my house this week lol

Frankly I could use another week to prep for the onslaught that is about to be my October...

Photo of Tate and Laura with the members of Pixel Grip

Great show with @laurajohansen.bsky.social

One thing homeownership has fundamentally changed is my attitude towards water. "Oh water! It's so great! You need it to live and it's the source of all life." BULL. WATER IS THE ENEMY.

Had this thought last week after my Inspection - if the water is not in a pipe, I DON'T WANT IT

I, a New Jerseyan, attended the school up the road from y'all and *I* know better than that

OSA has such a strong mouth shape/structural component, so you're likely OK + if the tirz is helping symptoms improve/sleeping better, it's far cheaper for them to cover the med now than to pay out for sleep apnea-related sequelae later

The weather is gonna be sh*t tomorrow and I should have gone grocery shopping today...

It was a battle not to laugh! - that was a GREAT movie. I legitimately couldn't fully describe what the vibe/theme was for the overall film, just a really interesting tow line of a plot with some stellar acting

Time for the most apropos movie of the week for me, "One Battle After Another"

UNC's been embarrassing us on other stuff for years, this is just a newer, (dumber), entry into that

She had 10/10 taste, her only culinary dislikes were pineapple, parsnips, and green peppers

Bean, you kind of look like our (now rainbow bridged) mutt Hazel
She was also a devotee of ice cream, as well as cheese & whipped cream

For $20 this looks pretty rad, and I'm not even a cat owner

The home buying process has felt very prescient/metaphorical for "One Battle After Another" because my sellers have been less than ideal

Paying the potential $1k cost for remediation to avoid possible lung cancer from radon feels worth it, imo

@thetate.bsky.social Trip to NJ to get a small one, put that in your not-a-fireplace spot ?

I have 10+ modules due by EOY to renew my certification(s) for HSR, GCP, and RCR. I'm gonna *lose it*

But like, Bond tech from the '90s "The World Is Not Enough" feat. Denise Richards as a *nuclear physicist*

If it's not intended to be the DNA equiv for the Start/Stop codons, I'd be surprised

If my realtor manages to make a specific closing cost concession happen for me, I'll sending her a NICE bottle of wine and a Christmas card every year

The difference between being able to make medical decisions for a life partner in the hospital, or not, or between OWNING a house, or not, is pieces of paper

Paper, whether 📃or 💵, rules all

I'm a Lauren Bacall-Jennifer Tilly (?)

They officially sign with the title after their personal name and before their surname (e.g. Tim Cardinal Dolan) and esp for Latin documents,, however news sources & stylebooks including the Holy See websites in English use the Cardinal Tim Dolan form, so Fox news is going super Catholic?

Any relation to The Grabber?