read pinned before arguing!

nuzzi is nowhere near hot enough to justify how brainless she is while still being remarkably ubiquitous. im sorry. i just don't get it

i hope he never stops saying this

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

preferably by autopsy

This is great news since his interview with Paris Hilton essentially killed NFTs

Interesting how as the racial demographics of who died of ODs shifted to white people it went from "Darwin awards" and "Just say no" to "We need to murder every single person even approaching the united states that we suspect of having drugs".

Wake up babe Bluesky liberals are slut shaming/sex work shaming to own Melania Trump

it's hard to get your mind around how irredeemably broken this country has become. no one in charge at this time seems to understand even the basics of our system of government as written or our stated set of values as a secular society

Thought about him last week and laughed for a minute

Proud Larry Summers did this with CAP

Totally Agree With Larry Summers

Center For American Pedophiles

nymag and strange.victory Instagram post. Zohran Mamdani smiles incredulously to someone off camera while standing on a sidewalk next to a cartoon cow holding a lump-with-handle cow tool. Caption reads, "2:32 P.M. at a stop near a Lower East Side polling site: "I ran into the cow from cow tools, which I was just so excited about," he says. "I'm a huge fan, and I was quite starstruck."

america's mayor

They don't see anyone work works for a living as people. The only people that exist are people who live off of other's labor

Keith Olbermann was with Olivia Nuzzi for four years but they may have shared one or two... let's call them "larry summers".

Shosh Bedrosian @ShoshBedrosian Follow Prime Minister Netanyahu made it clear at the start of the government meeting on Sunday: Gaza will be demilitarized and Hamas will be disarmed, either this will happen the easy way or the hard way. מדינת ישראל משרד ראש הממשלה STATE OF ISRAEL PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE our opposition towards one stands firm, 8:40 AM 17 Nov 25 63.8K Views 70 Reposts 14 Quotes 572 Likes

Consuls Censorinus and Manilius made it clear at the start of the government meeting on Sunday: Carthage will be demilitarized and the garrison will be disarmed, either this will happen the easy way or the hard way.

sound on

LOL DEMS SENT OUT A FUNDRAISING TEXT

openAI doesn't want to release 20 million private chatGPT conversations to reporters because they're worried we'll find out 78% of all daily users ask the computer to be their girlfriend

“I had to give my ex wife my retirement account in the divorce. I worked 30 years for that but I gave it to a person who chose not to work. Character is a big issue in this country. I wish I could retire but I have to work to pay for everything” - Adam Carolla tweets

They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself

YouTube video by auritone MST3K - Favorite Moments - Gorgo

People were posting Crow's version of the Edmund Fitzgerald song from MST3K's Gorgo ep to me yesterday, which I remembered well. But I'd totally forgotten that shortly before that I made a Robert Maxwell (father of Ghislaine!) joke. Weird.
youtu.be/zcfHEABl_Ko?...

Lib shit

hey Davis

the liberal parties sold out the Germans to the Nazis

Congratulations @robrousseau.bsky.social and @jordanuhl.com on 420 podcast episodes

stupid tech takes @stupid... 13h The government does, in fact, use SQL James Rosen-Birch @provisio.... 2d TIL Elon has never used SQL Elon Musk X @elonmusk-32m Just learned that the social security database is not de-duplicated, meaning you can have the same SSN many times over, which further enables MASSIVE FRAUD!! Your tax dollars are being stolen. Elon Musk x @elonmusk-11h To be clear, what the @DOGE team and @USTreasury have jointly agreed makes sense is the following: Require that all outgoing government payments have a payment cat... Show more 1.2K 172.5K 9.5K 982K 口 515 1,4K 23K 1,3M 口 Elon Musk X @elonmusk Follow This retard thinks the government uses SQL 23:23 10.02.2025374K Views 645 830 8,1K 501 50 247 7.5K 154K ↑

cw: r-word

I do love how dumb moon landing shit is because guys, the ruskies admitted to it pretty quick and multiple observatories had telescopes strong enough to verify it that weren't under US or soviet control

Also they were pinging with radio lol

photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

Nigel Farage face too

Romans played baseball confirmed

Triumphal Arch over...? Beating sissy Graydon Carter and his bad food restaurants?

Wikipedia page on the Jimmy Carter Peanut Statue

TMNT logo but it says Jimmy Carter Peanut Statue

I like how when folks were on Rednote for a moment that people in China found out that the state was telling the truth about America in their propaganda (and probably even worse that what the state was saying)

"Mr Adams, what moved you to change your mind"
"You could say he moved me...INTO A BIGGER HOUSE!"