rio 🦑

Nancy as a Funko Pop

This is a bad take. Newspaper ruined

Man he didn't even got elected and already solving housing crisis

Israel kills Palestinian in Gaza City; Hamas returns bodies of 3 captives Israeli forces kill one Palestinian in Gaza despite a US-brokered ceasefire, bringing the toll since the truce to 236.

Israeli forces kill one Palestinian in Gaza despite a US-brokered ceasefire, bringing the toll since the truce to 236.

Halloween is the best holiday because it's all about people giving neighbors and strangers treats for free and telling kids how awesome they are.

purple color palette

2026 is the year of purple

Life would be better if instead of each person having to change their clocks, society should just change the working hours. Of course this is if dst were to stay

They’ve BEEN breaking the ceasefire. It was less than 24 hours after “honoring” the deal when they started shooting civilians for no reason

Maybe it’s bc white people (myself included) are the only people dumb enough to try and approach a wild animal to befriend it with no caution

Fear Street trilogy

WHY AM I GETTING AO MANY CHRISTMAS ADS 😭😭 please let us enjoy Halloween

Zendaya is definitely a movie star

@thelouvreof.bsky.social is this true?

So glad they haven’t popped up on my feed. I must be doing something right

This is fucking evil

It’s from a song and then some kid went viral saying the number at a filmed sports event. Hey at least the 60s funny number isn’t 69 anymore

Tip #1: tax evasion

Is she even *supposed* to be Jewish? The character is a caricature of an Islamophobic from Long Island having an opinion about Mamdani. The character was never stated to be Jewish so wouldn’t that assumption be antisemitic itself? Plus her name is Rhonda like who are we kidding

gumbo gif?

I’m bringing absolute chill vibes at the Kurtis Conner show tn yall

YouTube video by Nature's Fantastic Slug Eating Spaghetti Time Lapse (With Stopwatch Timer)

oh hell yeah youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk?...

As an autistic Jew I can confirm this- idk any Jewish person that isn’t autistic (and if they aren’t autistic then they’re lying to themselves)

“Two years ago today, Hamas carried out a horrific war crime, killing more than 1,100 Israelis and kidnapping 250 more. I mourn these lives and pray for the safe return of every hostage still held and for every family whose lives were torn apart by these atrocities. In the aftermath of that day, Prime Minister Netanyahu and the Israeli government launched a genocidal war: adeath toll that now far exceeds 67,000; with the Israeli military bombing homes, hospitals, and schools into rubble. Every day in Gaza has become a place where grief itself has run out of language. I mourn these lives and pray for the families that have been shattered. Our government has been complicit through it all. This must end. The occupation and apartheid must end. Peace must be pursued through diplomacy, not war crimes, and our government must act to end these atrocities and hold those responsible to account. These last two years have demonstrated the very worst of humanity. We must answer it by modeling the very best: a relentless pursuit of our higher ideals and an unwavering commitment to universal human rights.”

My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.

When I’m depressed I smoke weed and watch bobs burgers hope this helps

Smoked the weed that made me feel full of love for my mother

So Maxwell gets 20 but Diddy only gets 4 ???

I’ve been waiting for my bus for 15 mins now and this helicopter just can’t seem to get enough of me 😍 do you think I should ask it out?

As someone who lives in Portland I can tell you that the most dangerous things that antifa is doing is yelling “fuck you” and “get out of my city” at the helicopters circling us