Edgelords now gonna be putting crushed up Tylenol in their maga headbands as they lead their “worship” bands

Whenever the characters in Black Mirror watch their version of Black Mirror, I’m pretty sure it’s us.

Pickleball is not a sport. It is an annoying and intrusive habit.

I started my first re-read of it a couple days ago.

Freedom lite ™ for those of us who find some shackles to be okay, as long as they are American made.

You need to charge them a 72% tariff on your hat. That’ll learn em good.

This is not America; this is the Confederacy.

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Again, this should be a serious story not satire. People are doing “random” drug tests on the wrong people.

Happy Opening Day Everyone!

They’re acting like they are governing the Confederate States of America.

Jeffrey Goldberg was the most qualified person on the signal chat.

They also can only watch Gobots.

The Mar-A-Largo Trials

Sometimes, a Bateman is who we really need.

This isn’t satire, unfortunately.

I always thought that the Confederate States of America would be a bad idea.

They just made voting on illegal policies a felony. So they need to arrest themselves.

And For Profit education scams.

Didn’t they just make voting for illegal legislation a felony?

Our VA Hospital system should be the best hospital system in the world.

“Show me the data!” I had a couple stats professors that would frequently yell this out when I was in undergrad. I think we should endlessly yell this out over them until they do so.

I have decided to cancel my show at The Kennedy Center on May 11, 2025 and move it to The Anthem.

We’re living in the alt version of the Sound of Music that the Von Trapps stayed.

I think I’m just now realizing that Oscar the Grouch is my spirit animal.

I find it a little disturbing that instagram knows exactly what guitar I need right at this moment before I even know.

TRUMP: “We don’t have to buy Gaza. We’ll take it.”
Q: “Under what authority?”
TRUMP: “Under 🇺🇸 authority.”🤔

Translation: He sees it as a real estate deal to enrich himself, his family, and his friends — at the expense of the people.

It’s 2025 and the Tennessee General Assembly is just now discussing the benefits of recycling aluminum cans.

Your reporting is greatly appreciated.

Why doesn’t the TN Voucher program have community service requirements attached to the entitlements?

I’m trying to follow along in our legislature, but they are cramming things in at the last minute haphazardly. It really feels as if they are trying to cover something up.