That’s why I shout, “I am armed with naught but balderdash!” when entering a room.

Pharma: These are the nighttime cold pills. You take them once before going to bed.

Me: Makes sense.

Pharma: These are the daytime cold pills. You take them a few times during the day.

Me: Got it.

Pharma: We give you the same amount of each in a box.

Me: Wait…

Yet the Hartford Courant today discusses your and Blumenthal’s efforts to restrict firearms. Which is it; is the administration dangerous or not?

I keep trying to find a way to read this as a non-fuckwitted take, but I can’t seem to discover a way to do so.

At this point just lock them all in a room with several dozen wasp nests.

I feel that I’d be better prepared to answer my kid’s inquiries about games if that were the case.

USMNT has to do with soccer/football and has nothing to do with mutants, ninjas, or turtles.

Teaching the five year old about painting tiny armies and pretending to make them fight.

It’s by Sony animation-see if you can link the Spider-verse movies to it.

Why hasn't the state police been ordered to not arrest protestors?

But on transit you sit next to scary strangers. With Uber there’s only one stranger and you’re locked in his backseat.

I, too, like to frame experts as contrarian when they don’t agree with my preconceived notions.

That’s just truth.

I only buy through brick and mortar. First I check my local, then B&N.

“I don’t understand- just make up some meeting details or interview some contrarian no one has ever heard of.”

Step down now you feckless clown

Get rid of Schumer

I mean, I left a message for Murphy saying I’ll know he’ll do the right thing but that I will be donating to the primaries against anyone who does buckle.

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I only argue with Gmork

All I remember of him is being on a bicycle drawing a sword- as a transportation engineer, I approve.

Weird… that was also my go to pickup line in college.

Clam

He liked Rashomon? I don’t remember it that way.

No, it’s nothing and they definitely don’t need to make any changes in their behavior before midterms. None whatsoever.

Flu vaccine clinics at work are good. Clinics where you can check off boxes to get additional shots at the same time; extra good. Being sleepy from vaccines on work time instead of free time; double plus good.

On the plus side, he is unaware that they’re not taking it.

I’d like someone to throw a cross made of newspapers at him to see if he bursts into flames.

My man; watch videos of his supporters and post election interviews. We are not a bright nation.

He didn’t say that he hopes she becomes catholic. He said Christian.