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The women’s basketball fans smell much nicer

If any of these streamers actually made good content I would miss them. But all I end up watching these days is YouTube anyway.

There should be an app where you can bet on whether the next video you watch is going to blast your earballs out or not.

A lot of problems in this country could be solved simply by enforcing anti-monopoly laws

Damnit.

Oh my God no it doesn't.

You Think New York is Bad? Try Living in Roku City I read the news. I hear the cries for help. “New York has a housing crisis.” “The cost of food is too high in New York.” “Crime is too high in New ...

"I get it, of course we have a housing crisis in New York. There are 8.5 million New Yorkers and only 3.7 million apartments. But guess what? There are 50 million Roku users and only three apartment buildings."

Hell yeah.

We used to be a proper country.

Cops are baby soft.

Does he know how long the hike back to integrity is? Hope he stretched.

I don't need my drive through employee to say thanks, I need a Whopper to not suck shit again.

Good.

Sam writes pretty good.

I think about her a lot because of this

I once saw a pigeon hop on the Brown Line in the Chicago loop and hop off a couple of stops later.

It will never not be funny to me that Kid Rock started his career looking like this.

Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

oops. White nationalism is a helluva drug.

i already described it

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

Sadly Zombie Marilyn, who used to guard the door of the Hollywood Legends diner on the eastern edge of the Fens, has now moved on, along with the diner itself, but I feel privileged to have met her, back at the beginning of the second decade of this century. Her spontaneous rendition of the song 'Happy Birthday, Mr President', having discovered that my friend Brian was president of the West Norfolk Horticultural Society, was a sweet gesture, although besmirched slightly by her habit of constantly interrupting herself to shout "Has anyone seen a broken bit of my lips anywhere?" at passing cars on the A47 in a woeful timbre that still haunts my dreams to this day.

THREAD.

A selection of haunting encounters I have had with terrifying creatures during my adventures in the British countryside.

You will find the all-important descriptions of these disturbing incidents in the alt text.

1. Zombie Marilyn Monroe.

I'm going to be Lawbert for Halloween.

I honestly love this for him.

It turns out Russ Vought knows how to get to the Capitol after all...

He should stop hiding and come testify before the Budget Committee about Trump's cost-of-living crisis.

Didn't watch that old shitbag's SOTU and opted to start Strip Law instead. It's fuckin' great; funny, fucked up and made by humans.

She's perfect.

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

Breaking — Planned ICE concentration camp near Nashville canceled!!!!

Everyone can see this.

What are we doing.