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Presenter: The game is called TransAmerica!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*
Presenter: It's not about gender tho...
Bluesky Crowd: BOOOOOOO!!!!!
Presenter: It's about trains!
Bluesky Crowd: *raucous cheering*

first day in Mamdani's new york. I have already been forced to change my gender

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the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

A green, non-pumpkin gourd carved (pumpkin style) to look like a goblin or a mogwai or something

Apparently there’s a pumpkin shortage in Illinois? Anyway, the grocery store sold us these fucked up green gourds, and I’m kind of into them

Probably 15 years ago, woman sat down in a restaurant I was at and loudly asked no one in particular “hmmm what do people DO here?” like it was her first day on earth. Think of that every time I look at a menu

TIL that “pipedream” originally meant “the kind of dream you have while smoking opium” and is basically the 19th century version of “are you high?”

Sometimes you just really need to get in there. #catsofbluesky

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I'll be happy to summarize this for you! Drew, it appears you have been irreversibly banned from a message board called Chicken Forums — what an achievement! This calls for a celebration, specifically for something called "kept saying let me see that cloaca

Nate Silver @NateSilver538 • 5h •.° I'm just one person, and my programming needs are somewhat unusual (building various kinds of statistical forecasting models). But I'm just not seeing the consistent productivity gains from LLMs that I would have expected if you'd asked me 6 months ago.

AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

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when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

Headline from the Washington Post: “Journalists shoved by federal agents outside New York immigration court”

Journalists trip, fall into federal agent’s outstretched arms. Officials say agent was attempting to give them a big hug.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Can confirm. Cocojoey stole that fucking show.

Does Mario get horny? Will Cloud Strife come to my birthday party? These are the unsettling questions of our times.

To Donald Trump and his administration:

If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.

Sam Altman: I see humans achieving omnipotence using dark matter by… 2030 maybe? That’s if OpenAI is given a quadrillion dollars

Theo Von: Yeah

Altman: Or, we may become a race of slaves, genetically modified to be harvested by robot spiders. That’s if OpenAI doesn’t get the money

Von: Right

the MS NOW logo

can't stop laughing everytime i see that MS NOW design. online portal for offbrand tax filing software ass. church newsletter website header ass. creativemarket dot com 'generic tv news PSD template' for fifty dollars type bitch. screencap from another Left Behind movie kinda shit.

finally, a longer way to text “i’m going to be 15 min late”

Why is every new phone feature “you can talk to it”? Talking to my phone sucks. Do not make me talk to my phone

what’s wrong, babe? you’ve barely touched your ceno bites

Black cat crammed into a shoe box that’s too small for him. He has crazy eyes

Tortie cat snuffling the camera up close.

Went to photograph this ridiculous gentleman cramming himself into a sandal box and his sister ambushed me like something out of a horror movie. #caturday #catsofbluesky

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Some personal news: the deli down the street from my office has formally recognized my dedication to the meal of lunch in the form of a “punch card”.

My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.

So fucking funny, man. What dumbass middle grade YA novellas does this chud think constitutes “books” that I could read cover to cover in two hours?