a tall glass of iced tea

Like "yeah 'boo', surprise, you signed up for a haunted house for rich people and you got to taste fear. Now go back to your worthless lives."

Like it would've made so much more sense for the woman chef to brag about her contributions if it were all fake, because she's not part of the central cast and she's just excited. And Nicolas Hoult's character could've been just thrilled to play a role since he admires Ralph Fiennes so much

My take is that the entire movie would be dramatically improved if it was all a trick and nobody died

Hopefully one of the elves pauses to tell him to knock off all the weird shit for everyone's sake

Feel like I'm in a minority of people who did not think the Menu earned its ending or even worked well

From what I recall musk was saying the Culture was against unions and Banks was trying to explain that in a democratic economy you don't need unions definitionally. I remember Banks was incredibily charitable (as you would be while helping a stupid baby back on their feet)

Least self aware person on the planet and a cautionary tale for what wealth poisoning does to the brain

It's like when fox news would call Hillary Clinton a communist. Barely worth acknowledging

Vaguely related anecdote: When I got accepted into grad school (sociology) I was extatic that now I had proof I was "a smart guy" but honestly hearing some of the shit a few of those students said made me realize schools kinda do just accept anyone who bothers to submit an application essay

Ugh I guess I need to upgrade my laptop soon so I can play that (yeah my situation is that bad)

Ah the Stancil two step
1. Make demonstrably false statement
2. "Here come the tankies"

This fad of letting babies post their opinions needs to stop

He got into a long crash out with Iain Banks and tried to incorrectly explain the author's own series to him

The biggest tell that someone is a dullard is having no favorite bands or movies or some form of entertainment. It's how you know those "grindset" types are the dumbest fucks on the planet. They have no interests. They are literally the NPCs they bitch about. You're a cog in the shit machine

The Axios Show: How Do We Get All These Teens to Stop Kicking My Ass Whenever I Go Outside

Folks we're making up guys to get mad at over here

Respect that you're fully committed to not understanding the point

The funny thing is that on the WaPo site, if you click on the comments section, it gives you an AI-generated summary of people's responses that is basically like "They all disagree with the paper's right-wing turn"

Would love to have a house and not realize it

Then he jet sets off to Germany and says AfD will protect the volk against wokeness. Just a nakedly evil pos

he put on that fucking cheese hat and voters were like "absolutely not"

hear this.. *snicker* a mobile produce delivery service *chuckle* that's called.. *guffaw* Knockers

Hugh Hefner on the Simpsons fighting with a machine

The clintons and trump endorsing cuomo was such a tell. Not so much a mask off moment as a mask fully gone moment

If he were smart *enough* he could've hired people to surround him who were actually smart and then pretend that was indicative, but nah he is just a classical dumbass

Those guys need to get a freaking grip

The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true

KEY PART