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Ross MacLochness

@maclochness.bsky.social

Boilermaker Amateur horse player Google-certified chef Fully support jail time for “red light creep”

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Latest posts by maclochness.bsky.social on Bluesky

My Uncle Tom it’s my first cousin once removed.

28.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Translation: I’ll do anything Trump wants.

27.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Braun is weak and easily bullied.

27.10.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One issue: for those of us still hanging onto the first syllable of Christmas, those decorations stay until the Epiphany on January 6.

I appreciate your alliance with the post-Thanksgiving debut.

27.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Triple triple.

26.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude, Jackson! I’m open!

26.10.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Props to my aunt on this one.

26.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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To the tune of “Hakuna Matata”

26.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*Will

25.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well there be college football?

Big leagues are seconds away from partitioning.

25.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t get me started on the 80s-90s “Live Look In” at out-of-market games.

[wipes away tear]

23.10.2025 20:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hearing this at noon on a Thursday is the closest we’ll get to peace this side of Paradise.

23.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Could it have derailed the car culture were chained to? Probably not. But it would have had a better chance than stopping Oldsmobile.

21.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No Fordlandia for one.

21.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ford.

Because…why not?

21.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Really hoping the Colts beat Savannah.

19.10.2025 20:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lost in the fecal furor: kudos to the AI for accurately showing Trump would half-wear the respirator in true “COVID-19 don’t care,“ chin hugging fashion.

19.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

19.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Don't Get Nasty, Brother
YouTube video by Trentus Magnus Don't Get Nasty, Brother

My vote.

youtu.be/vx2hmHZD0dI?...

19.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More of this!

Go Boilers!

19.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The opening voice over tells you everything you need to know about Mark. He’s a failure, but he’s not done.

Uncle Bill’s gesture in the end is such sincere kindness.

18.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dozo

Japanese for please.

18.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Superdude

18.10.2025 15:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Break any law you want. So long as it’s federal.

18.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reminds me I owe an apology to George W. Bush.

16.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please don’t make a list of things I’m purposely not buying.

14.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A big advantage of a Catholic high school is the near necessity of reading Flannery O’Connor.

14.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just reread Billy Budd (after hearing the Morrissey song) and immediately thought, “There’s no way I’m ever attempting Moby Dick.”

14.10.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Or participate in an arbitrary fashion that puts a rope around your waist making it easier for the defense to tackle you.

Gotta stay hip!

13.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe, tuck in the shirt?

Just sayin.

13.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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