Andy

The predictive swipe typing on my phone was pretty sure, when I typed “let’s find out” there I meant “let’s fund it” and I’m pretty sure this is the first time my phone has ever committed an act of class warfare against me.

I don’t know what I’m to say. I’ll say it anyway: it’s a great concept for an exhibit

Hi! It's Kate from NPX, and I'm delighted to be here with our buddies from HowlRound. And we're thrilled to be here with all of you to talk #newplay again! Let's get to it.

Traveller From An Antique Land: so I'm in the desert, lookin at some big stone legs -
Shelley: how big?
T: hella big, and there's an inscription - ooh, I'm Ozymandias, king shit of shit mountain, look on all my shit
S: so?
T: so there's no shit to look on
S: no shit?
T: just fuckin sand
S: oh damn

🎶 It’s Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving for everybody! Except for Europeans!🎶

i mean you gotta figure in this day and age, you know, with everything that’s been going on

Lots of people on here now... should probably start having some good takes.

a woman with a surprised look on her face is wearing a red shirt and earrings . Alt: Lucille Bluth mistaking the "drowsy eye" alcohol warning for a "winking eye" alcohol suggestion.

Well, I’d rather be dead on Bluesky than alive on Twitter.

God, I hope so. Are Chavs allowed or are we keeping it strictly Eastern European?

You’re gonna need a tracksuit if you wanna go pro.