L4wnboy

I go hard in the motherfucking paint

We were good neighbors and we did the right thing. That's what matters.

Hey diddle diddle

you better watch what you say
better watch what you do to me

I don't ever want to feel like I did that day

Sell my heart to the junk man
And give my love to rose

Nowhere left to go and going's all we know

The future's uncertain & the end is always near

That was a DAY at the office

"I'm almost whole half polish"

I'm walking down the street
Like Lucky Leroux

Just saw a guy dance and Irish jig to mf doom

Who needs cigarettes when you've got Canada?

I go hard in the motherfuckin paint

I just read the phrase, "pediatric firearm mortality."

Pediatric firearm mortality.

The girls from the shining are down here

Mathematics is not witchcraft

Whack for the daddio

Someone needs to do a documentary about the grasp rumpleminze has on this town

Everybody talking about crime
Tell me, who are the criminals?

People are gosh darn emotional tonight, heck I tell ya

Robins are sneezing, noisy poop

And doge just leaves this dude alone

Vodka! Because I want to throw up!

Accidentally woke up early this morning. Normally I'd just pee and go back to sleep, but there's this thing called fifteen thousand robins in my yard

Fucking love watching old racists get gently confronted by a black man and sadly slink off in shame. Might have to pull it up on the cameras later and watch it again.

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I think they thought they did

I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism.

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