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@chelle.bsky.social

a little surprised to be here, if i’m honest, but thanks for asking.

51 Followers  |  113 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 11.05.2023  |  1.6028

Latest posts by chelle.bsky.social on Bluesky


I guess I’ll start using this platform again given the mass exodus from basically every other platform. And by “using” I, of course, mean randomly opening and closing the app to clear notifications.

25.01.2025 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A heads up to everyone that @/giagia who has just joined is one of the originators of the anti-trans hate campaign that has flooded Britain.

Her twitter account was singularly dedicated to the cause for years.

04.07.2023 14:45 — 👍 155    🔁 79    💬 12    📌 9
Moomin comic strip in which a pig says it’s ok that the Moomins ate her husband as he was an awful boar

Moomin comic strip in which a pig says it’s ok that the Moomins ate her husband as he was an awful boar

eternally delighted by Tove Jansson’s casual approach to husband-eating

23.06.2023 02:31 — 👍 22    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1
Photo of a crocheted happy cheeseburger with arms and legs on a wooden table.

Photo of a crocheted happy cheeseburger with arms and legs on a wooden table.

Photo of a crocheted banana guy with his peel hat next to him.

Photo of a crocheted banana guy with his peel hat next to him.

Photo of a hand holding a crocheted black dry erase market in front of a whiteboard.

Photo of a hand holding a crocheted black dry erase market in front of a whiteboard.

Photo of a baked potato (literally, holding a joint) lying on a table surrounded by mini statues of food.

Photo of a baked potato (literally, holding a joint) lying on a table surrounded by mini statues of food.

Are there crochet peeps on this sky app?

I like to make silly little guys and hide them around the house. I have bought an embarrassing number of patterns.

23.06.2023 00:49 — 👍 248    🔁 45    💬 36    📌 6

It was a sandwich I made myself when I was an exchange student in France using some cold ham, cheese, and leftover sautéed mushrooms from dinner the night before on a fresh baguette and I could cry thinking about it.

14.06.2023 00:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All of these assholes who want us back in the office just remember that being the last place they felt important.

14.06.2023 00:15 — 👍 121    🔁 18    💬 4    📌 1
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Do these orcas have a patreon

06.06.2023 22:42 — 👍 758    🔁 203    💬 16    📌 20

Yesterday, someone I deeply respect referred to me as a “stealth queer” and I’m not sure whether I should feel good or bad about that…

04.06.2023 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am not particularly Pollyanna-ish but I e found that a lot of online discourse lately feels incredibly mean (which is not the same as critical).

02.06.2023 01:47 — 👍 68    🔁 5    💬 6    📌 0

Hey @support.bsky.team this guy has tons of tweets calling trans people sick and misgendering them

31.05.2023 14:19 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

This is basically correct.

26.05.2023 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could watch Practical Magic every day and not get tired of it. I could have midnight margaritas every day and not get tired of them either.

26.05.2023 02:31 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It’s shocking how deeply this resonates

26.05.2023 02:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think relentlessly mocking fascists as good as long as we know very clearly that we won’t laugh fascism away

25.05.2023 01:22 — 👍 50    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 1

And they say public education is failing our kids.

20.05.2023 03:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t decide if not having a case on your iPhone is a sign of immense bravery or the surest way to tell someone is a sociopath…

19.05.2023 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More of my neighbors know his name than know mine. Our house is literally a PokeStop called “Frog’s House”

19.05.2023 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Frog said he loves you too.

19.05.2023 13:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Electronic traffic sign in Orlando altered to show threatening, anti-gay message, police say The Orlando Police Department is attempting to determine who tampered with a digital traffic message board so that it would display a threatening, anti-gay message.

Man, Twitter is just so... mean these days. Whenever I check it (I look through the trending items every day to see what's happening over there), I just see some of the most pointless, unnecessary cruelty.

Today, it was someone posting about this story and the replies were full of "lol, cry more"

18.05.2023 13:36 — 👍 99    🔁 11    💬 16    📌 2

Flibbertigibbet: a frivolous, flighty, or excessively talkative person

16.05.2023 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

White people with codes: please notice how a lot of Black people on this app keep saying things like, “we need more Black people on this app.” (If you’re not hearing this, follow more Black folks.)

We want this to be the just, equitable space it can be, ya? You already know how you can help.

15.05.2023 15:57 — 👍 125    🔁 41    💬 6    📌 5

Because I just saw it suggested twice in short order, a reminder: "real name" policies are not an anti-abuse tactic. They are a privacy nightmare, harm the most marginalized people, are impossible to enforce, and empirically worsen online abuse. https://coralproject.net/blog/the-real-name-fallacy/

14.05.2023 02:08 — 👍 262    🔁 91    💬 5    📌 10

Oh man, if I'm not on Twitter, how am I going to see Ben Shapiro's twice-annual "Happy Legal Guardian of Unspecified Gender" joke that he posts on Mother's Day and Father's Day?

14.05.2023 00:28 — 👍 116    🔁 9    💬 12    📌 0

Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.

13.05.2023 12:47 — 👍 124    🔁 38    💬 1    📌 1

It just occurred to me that Bluesky is like the Ted Lasso of social media platforms

13.05.2023 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, I’m just glad to know I’m not the only one who’s still secretly using Facebook…

12.05.2023 16:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“echo chamber” is honestly just a chud way of saying “place you go where i can’t abuse you”

12.05.2023 15:50 — 👍 73    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 1

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