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Former silly goose turned ungovernable. Joโ€™burg-based. ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿชฟ treats: cake, gin, yarn. Whatever youโ€™ve heard about me is a lie. Iโ€™m way worse. Guaranteed inappropriate. https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth

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Nope. Three different recipients.

15.02.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A yellow velour scarf knitted in garter stitch at the top. 
A white super chunky scarf in garter stitch. 
A purple velour scarf in stocking stitches.

A yellow velour scarf knitted in garter stitch at the top. A white super chunky scarf in garter stitch. A purple velour scarf in stocking stitches.

Three chunky scarfs on the go. Why not, right?

15.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pops seems to be the unifying kitty on the block.

15.02.2026 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the risk of sounding dramatic, my life literally depends on this surgery happening. The amount of money I spend on pain medication; the side-effects of long-term opioid use; the negative impact on my mobility, affecting my self-esteem. I canโ€™t go on like this much longer.

15.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had arthroscopy scheduled for end of August 2024. My hip has deteriorated so much that I was meant to have a total hip replacement in late September 2025. Because the medical aid refused to pay for any part of it, I had to postpone again. It has to happen this time. It just has to.

15.02.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another request to please consider donating to my surgery if youโ€™re able to. This is the closest Iโ€™ve been to having it actually happen. I will proceed, whether I reach my target or not. I have no illusion about the amount of debt Iโ€™d be left with, but I donโ€™t care. Iโ€™ll deal with it somehow.

15.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course he is!

15.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In three weeksโ€™ time ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป Iโ€™ll be in a hospital bed, probably knitting and listening to an audiobook. Pretty much like I am now, except Iโ€™m in my quiet little home all cosy under the duvet.

15.02.2026 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except then Iโ€™ll be awake at 01:00. Best I try to stay amused for a bit longer.

15.02.2026 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I go to bed yet? Tiny bit bored. But also tired.

15.02.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FML. Thereโ€™s dumb, and then thereโ€™s this guy.

15.02.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I havenโ€™t made root poly in ages. Iโ€™m the family dessert person and it was one of my staples. Also chocolate mousse.

15.02.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the evil queen from snow white and the seven dwarfs is wearing a crown and a purple robe . ALT: the evil queen from snow white and the seven dwarfs is wearing a crown and a purple robe .

Gave my cousin a shirt that said โ€œKweenagerโ€ for her birthday.

Also, you should now wrap yourself in the blanket like itโ€™s a cape.

15.02.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Filth ๐Ÿคญ

15.02.2026 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously ๐Ÿ˜‰

15.02.2026 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m snuggled back in bed. Itโ€™s cool and overcast. A nice break from last weekโ€™s living on the surface of the sun. Great Sunday stuff.

15.02.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never watched it.

15.02.2026 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While in the checkout line I saw a guy look at his phone and smile. I want to be like that. But more.

I want to be the reason someone looks down at their phone and smile.

And then walk into a lamppost.

15.02.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2026 - the year of denim dresses. I have four. Should probably not get any moreโ€ฆ

15.02.2026 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free feet on the internet! ๐Ÿšจ

15.02.2026 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Color Memory Game โ€” How well do you remember colors? We show you 5 colors. You try to recreate them from memory. Challenge your friends to beat your score. It's harder than you think.

I scored 45.5. Apparently thatโ€™s not too bad.

15.02.2026 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very disappointed that no one has sent me Valentineโ€™s yarn. Or even declared their crush on me.

14.02.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just tore the skin from a cuticle almost all the way to the first knuckle. Yeah. Iโ€™m a dumbass.

14.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After a stupid muscle cramp on Thursday morning, Iโ€™ve increased my magnesium intake. Looks like itโ€™s also curbed my appetite and cravings. Itโ€™s been easier to fast too.

14.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna watch the e Lucy Letby doccie.
Iโ€™m 16 books ahead of schedule, tired, and in pain.
At least everythingโ€™s much tidier now.

14.02.2026 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good lordt my cuticles are in a state. And painful.

14.02.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goals

14.02.2026 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My aunt called me last night to ask if I can help her raise funds for an iPhone. Their technology is far superior to Android for those who are visually impaired.
At least itโ€™s a much smaller goal than surgery.

14.02.2026 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I posted one on the altโ€ฆ

14.02.2026 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#experience

14.02.2026 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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