Gyro Protagonist

I can’t see real good; is that Bill Shakespeare over there?

Splinter of the Mind’s Eye was a bangin ass Star Wars book

It’s crazy this used to be a franchise where every time you died you’d see a somber historical quote about the futility of war and finding meaning in sacrifice and now you do chunky bong rips with Cheech and Chong and whitewash American war crimes

Nightmare Alley is still the top of the Del Toro list for me but Frankenstein good

I’m not worried about having to put up with an annoying guy in Metroid Prime 4 because I do it every day on this website

I think I just realized why the Fedora Flaps Tim Robinson photo makes me laugh so hard and it’s because he’s making the Data Face

The classic Playstation cover of Final Fantasy IX featuring the partial cast. Garnet, Vivi, Steiner, Zidane and Amarant.

Oh HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to the North American release of Final Fantasy IX, it's been 25 years. Holy mother of Ramuh.

One of the all time greatest.

Real Mickey Mouse operation they’re running over there

Mitt Romney was a pioneer of Everyone Is Twelve Thought

I ate this roasted pork sandwich Saturday night and it has altered the course of my life

I can only assume the numbers are so good they don’t want us to get spoiled

Jenna Maroney ass post

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

There is a lot to unpack here but are you telling me those Labubus were an average of three hundred and sixteen fucking dollars a piece

I alternate day to day between not being able to stop saying “Miranda?” like Steve Brady and the Tool Man grunt from the Home Improvement theme song

The phone rang at work today and the caller ID said “Joe Bailey” and I thought I really had created a tulpa for a sec

Can’t stop listening to the Let Me Roll It riff and making the good riff stank face

They should probably rename the chain to be "Toby Keith's I Love Being Dead and Grill," at this point

Chuck Schumer has been talking about the Baileys for so long because if he stops they’ll corporeally manifest and try to kill everyone he loves like in The Dark Half

There are months when no hamburger helper is eaten, and there are weeks when months of hamburger helper are eaten

There are so many fascinating dimensions to Fleetwood Mac that I often overlook the fact that Lindsey Buckingham plays acoustic guitar like he invented it

There’s already plenty of evidence but further proof that lead paint warped baby boomer minds is that society let the Buckingham Nicks record stay out of print for 50 years

Thank you Wizards for finally banning Vivi so I can afford to get one to make a commander deck with

just learning about the united states democratic party

thank you chuck schumer 🫡 as so called political experts warned "you have no pants on" and "your whole ass is hanging out," it took incredible resolve to stand up and say, "Damn right my ass is hanging out! It's hanging out for the AMERICAN PEOPLE to look at. I like when everyone has to see it."

CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Claim: Mamdani adheres to an extremist interpretation of Sharia law. False: Mamdani remains honor-bound to the ancient samurai code of Bushidō.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

poaster’s version of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby