Hanmonster

I’m going to come to New Zealand to barf in your shoes for that one my friend

I KNOW WHERE YOU SUCKED THAT SLOP FROM, FIEND

Kullen how are you so talented at forming sentences and turns of phrase never before uttered that should definitely be lost to the sands of time forever after

I’m still looking for a bunch of work hours to pay my upcoming February rent, by the way! Looking for around 40 in total ideally to complete with my other work in the coming month; please don’t hesitate to reach out if you want something! I swear sickness isn’t taking me out again.

Oooh, that’s not something I’ve ever done before but I’d be down to try it! I’m just peeking in on my phone before I go make a little pre-bed meal so I may be spotty but I’m just Hanmonster on discord if that’s a good contact spot?

Hey there everyone! I’very been sporadically down and sick for a lot of January BUT! I’m open again for some
Work hours! I need to line up work to be able to pay my upcoming rent, so any and all signal boosts are deeply appreciated. 40USD per hour for any and all things!

I am on the mend, thankfully, just crabby and exhausted from basically getting through it. As of this morning I didn’t wake up hacking though so I think your magic spell actually worked!!!

God, I’m sick of being sick. I feel like I’ve just lost the entire week to alternately sleeping and struggling to sleep because I’m hacking up hagfish sweat and contact cement at every given opportunity. I’m so over this cringe meat failure of a body lmao

Also that’s valid as hell lmao, I feel like I‘m still seeping Twitter stink from my skin and it’s been weeks now since deleting it off my phone (a move I don’t regret in the slightest, getting away from that shit HAS helped my sanity a little)

Oh, oh yes that’s really smart! I’ll figure out how to do that when I’m more coherent but I do have this for the moment— it’s for my portraits in procreate, though my general work is also just 40USD per hour for all things noncommercial period. I apologize for any confusion or difficulty!

I can paint just about anything and am up and conscious for the day now to field any questions, too! Thank you for sharing and reading!

I’m still looking for a bunch of work hours to pay my upcoming February rent, by the way! Looking for around 40 in total ideally to complete with my other work in the coming month; please don’t hesitate to reach out if you want something! I swear sickness isn’t taking me out again.

I know that flooding the system is part of The Playbook and I’ve ever gone as far as straight up deleting Twitter off my phone, but existing has felt a little harder than I think it’s supposed to. Thank you for sticking with me despite all that.

I know I should’ve stayed more engaged this month, though between body crashes and (vague gesturing at American Everything) I admit, there were some moments I just kinda fell in a hole and didn’t immediately want to climb out, too.

I’m still coming out of a nasty flu… thing… my sister passed to be a few days ago, but I‘ll be around to field and questions and (knock on wood) February will be a productive month or Else. I’ll paint whatever, however a client wants lmao

Hey there everyone! I’very been sporadically down and sick for a lot of January BUT! I’m open again for some
Work hours! I need to line up work to be able to pay my upcoming rent, so any and all signal boosts are deeply appreciated. 40USD per hour for any and all things!

Jesus CHRIST

Oh my GOD

I wish there was an English word to describe overwhelming simultaneous anger, disbelief and crippling secondhand embarrassment because. Yikes. Oh my god???

I was sitting there processing the weird thought of me being 37 now and him being 37 when he died and realizing I’m outliving this beautiful soul and then I hit the gift shop and saw the tray of shitslop stickers and immediately forgot everything and was just angry lol

For even more (worse) context this was right after sitting contemplatively in a giant room full of animated wall projectors showing a touching collage of his works and quotes about inspiration and humanity and creation and then you move on through sunflowers into the giftshop and. That.

Techbro dipshits will call you a Luddite for resisting the technology and then ignore pointing out the studies showing how this shit is not just generally toxic but actively eroding critical thinking skills and general intelligence and it’s so bad it’s SO BAD

Amen dude, yeah. The lack of anger or even suspicion of the tech from so many people in “normie” spaces especially just makes me feel like I’m losing my mind. Like. No kids please don’t ask ChatGPT casually for things don’t fiddle with AIgen for fun like it’s a pastime PLEASE

god you’re not even wrong lmao, and it gets worse the longer you look at it

I know it’s inevitably because the AI companies are panicking and trying to force it into usefulness before it bankrupts them and collapses the economy and it’s just shitty and bad and awful and I will never forgive it for making me question the humanity of content for the rest of my life. Fuck.

I’m so sick of genAI and chatgpt being forcibly grafted into every fucking facet of online life, no I don‘t want a goddamn AI summary of google or shopping, no I don’t want your planet burning assistance, the tech is a money pit worth less than nothing and I want it dead. I‘d kill it myself happily.

Laying in bed about to take a nap and I just have to gripe for a minute because oh my god I’m so tired of AI shit. I went to a Van Gogh Immersive Exhibit yesterday with family and afterwards in the giftshop for the dead artist my same age were stickers made of AI slop. Like. The fucking irony.

Still looking for lots of December hours to cover rent for the month! If anyone has questions or wants to field and idea at me I’m almost always reachable on discord or here! At worst I’m sleeping and respond when awake again lol

Please do! You can also find me on discord under Hanmonster as well if it’s more convenient, what with there actually being able to ping me for new notifications. Either one works! Ill respond as soon as I’m freshly conscious and coherent again.

Also if I happen to stop responding for a bit I’m about to crash out for some sleep, but I’ll be around in a few hours to field any other questions or talk!

Shameless reminder that buying an iPad portrait also comes with the side bonus of getting a timelapse!