Brute

I am a constituent. Please demand Schumer's resignation or resign yourself. The kabuki is obvious to everyone.

Oops, guess that didn't work....

Probably fine. They added "together". They were going to go with the "together, strong" meme, then decided that polling showed the "strong" was too aggressive.

Dude! WE! CAN! NO! LONGER! TRUST! ANY! OF! YOU!

Why stand next to someone who has already tripped you before?

Someone get this man a copy of Jackson!!!

Like 6 physics people will get that reference.

His brainworm is trying to get jacked.

Senate Dems putting on clown makeup during all the news shows this morning and are shocked that people are pissed off that they are clowns.

Deeply unserious people. Wish they would just do it already so that we can get on with throwing their asses out of power and fixing ALL this shit.

I just keep thinking about Pope Shredder and his Cardinals, Bebop and Rocksteady

My understanding was that he doesn't WANT to be released. Is that still the case?

Can we confirm that Olivia Reingold isnt dressing up as Charles Bronson to make a video about how unfunny she is?

I kinda suspect that Chucky Schumer would have created new ways to fuck up any Harris agenda.

*Team America World Police Matt Damon voice*
Chuck Schumer

Wondering how the "mom and pop small business owner" that both parties have fetishized for decades are dealing with the rate increases.

That dude can string enough words together to write a book????!???!?

Primary them AND run third party generals election candidates if they win the primary.

Yawn

Funny way to spell "woodchipper, feet first"

One of us!!!

This is how you set yourself up for a military coup. Not great.

Nah, this is what someone who has NEVER in his life not had his bills forwarded to an accountant and never had to wonder if there was enough money to cover any procedures that pops up.

Dude has never been to a grocery store nor has he ever had to deal with medical bills

I cried in the theater at this part

Living National Treasure Paul F Tompkins

Just threw up everything I ate over the last year. Thanks.

"Chaney is dead!!!?! All my sins have been washed away!"
-- this author probably

Honestly I am not THAT worried about Trump trying to eliminate VBM. I don't think there is actually the political will on the right to do away with it AND I dont think it would deter younger voters the way they think it will.

He sounds like s*** today

How could you have misplaced an electron microscope? Those things are the size of a small car!

Miller isn't there to program him