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I like cats, Digimon, metal, and food | 29 years old https://www.twitch.tv/tortoiseshel

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Imagine a beaver and a termite being best friends.

08.10.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An absolute top-tier, pitch perfect, 10/10 Digimon design.

07.10.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do they make Heelys for thirty-year-olds

06.10.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have not yet listened to Taylor Swiftโ€™s football hog ode Wood, but everyone talking about has made it impossible to get Would? by Alice In Chains out of my head.

03.10.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 567    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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THROH-GALAR (NORMAL)
It raises Snom for silk to create blankets. Its great strength allows it to aid travelers in peril.
SAWK-GALAR (NORMAL)
They fill their socks with berries and hang them up for wildlife. Its long legs let it carry injured down mountains.
#pokemon #fakemon

04.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not the vastly superior Waffle Boy's Mountain Adventure? ๐Ÿคจ

04.10.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There sure are a lot of fucking assholes on this website, huh

04.10.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The image is Brian's face with the text Arachnophobia is dumb let spiders get married

The image is Brian's face with the text Arachnophobia is dumb let spiders get married

01.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6014    ๐Ÿ” 1859    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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let the gourd times roll

01.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6300    ๐Ÿ” 2137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 203
California license plate with text "GAY".

California license plate with text "GAY".

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

01.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3028    ๐Ÿ” 1087    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

Ahh, I remember when this was first posted in r/ffxiv. Also why is the other character Xigbar

01.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Favorites from last year
#digimon

01.10.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... Well, okay, a lot of the stress actually might be society's fault come to think of it. But not all of it! And none of it is because you're aware that people named Mohammed exist!

30.09.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come the fuck on, nobody is nostalgic for fucking Wal-Mart of all things, you just miss being a kid and not having responsibilities or stress. That's not society's fault, that's just what aging is like! For everybody! Sorry!

30.09.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah this shit sucks but I gotta be honest, I'd wear the hell out of this Old Noby flames t shirt.

30.09.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh October's in two days, huh? Doing some -tober "challenge" would be a good time to get back into drawing and posting art more regularly. I wonder if there's gonna be a new Re-Ani month this year...?

29.09.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In memory of
Cliff Burton
2/10/62~9/27/86
#cliffburton #metallica

27.09.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A comparison of the character Eve from Stellar Blade with the real life model she is loosely based on, captioned "'eve is a 1:1 scan of the model' lmao".

A comparison of the character Eve from Stellar Blade with the real life model she is loosely based on, captioned "'eve is a 1:1 scan of the model' lmao".

lol yeah

24.09.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Another one." - DJ Khaled

24.09.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't need anymore cozy farming games. Someone needs to make a farming game that's stressful as fuck and every playthrough inevitably ends with death and disaster. We need the Dwarf Fortress of farming games.

23.09.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Extremely high-resolution box art for Mr. Bones for Sega Saturn.

Extremely high-resolution box art for Mr. Bones for Sega Saturn.

mods are asleep, post 600dpi Mr. Bones box art

22.09.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2560    ๐Ÿ” 865    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Sharetea seems to be the only chain in America that knows how to make boba tea that doesn't taste like iced coffee or feel like milkshakes.

22.09.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday David Coverdale, I love you and your funny boomer tweets.

22.09.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Doodles of Chikorita messily eating a cup of whip cream.

Doodles of Chikorita messily eating a cup of whip cream.

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

01.03.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16728    ๐Ÿ” 6386    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45
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More sweet hair

#spiders #photography #puremichigan

20.09.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Happy 59th birthday to one of my favorite guitarists....
Nuno Bettencourt ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰
#nunobettencourt #extreme

20.09.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(itโ€˜s misogyny thatโ€˜s it, thatโ€˜s the opinion. Idk man but if you cannot look at a female character that is LITERALLY a bug without thinking she should be drawn with a anthropomorphic-sexualized-female-body-type because that is the only purpose female characters have to you then I canโ€˜t help you)

18.09.2025 09:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love my daughter Nekomura Iroha

18.09.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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