mikrokosmos enthusiast

i liked the new muppets with two notes: 1) let’s tighten the writing for next time - this was cute but we can go snappier! i am free to do this 2) the CGI eyeballs for Beaker was CHEATING this is the Muppets we gotta do the tricks in-camera or classic film techniques that the whole assignment!!

Miss Piggy and Sabrina Carpenter

I'm impressed at how logistically, Sabrina Carpenter is like the perfect height to host the Muppets

tumblr is down, so I’m here now instead 😔

just saw a video of my cousin playing piano and singing Pink Pony Club to his baby. the world is good actually

trump and musk have been taking big L’s all day and it’s important you celebrate them because these people can be beaten

Elon in a Trump hat in the oval office

Biggest fucking loser on the planet, I swear.

The only salve for my soul at the moment is knowing that Trump has to live with this shit day in, day out

If you’re a straight, cis person who has ever posted some version of a rainbow with “you’re safe with me” or similar, it’s time to back up the words with action— contact your reps and ask them what they’re going to do to protect trans people from this administration, particularly trans kids.

so glad I picked up Duck Detective in the steam sale! that was my favorite short game I've played in a LONG time

so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years

this is a dril tweet

they made Gerald Witcher a girl in the new game, so I threw my Xbox out the window and it killed a small dog, and now everyone's mad at me for having an opinion

The microplastics in my blood are telling me not to go to work today

A friend described the current Democratic response to the political moment “bringing a strongly worded letter to a knife fight” and I can tell that’s one of those phrases that’s going to be sticking

In EU4, there's a game event that makes your government lose stability from a comet sighting. I always thought it was bullshit, but I get it now.

The hawk tuah girl launched a scam meme coin. A healthcare CEO was gunned down in the street. *You wake up in a cold sweat* It was all real but you got food poisoning from eating Boar's Head

Intraday quote for UnitedHealth Group in a WSJ story shows the stock is up more than one percent after the CEO of one of its business units was assassinated.

possibly the most coldblooded live bug I’ve ever seen

did you know goth girls die every winter and are reborn from a sort of eggsac in the springtime

I challenge you to an Agni Kai 🪭🔥

Drew Carey from The Sims announcing his agent told him he had to show up

Popular twitter personalities showing up on Bluesky

this thing with iskall is just so sad and disappointing. I was never majorly into his videos but it still stings. glad the hermitcraft members are taking such quick action.

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

FINALLY the first snow of the year!!!

do you like Christmas music or do you just like 1940s and 1950s jazz and torch music and don’t realize it

I never had a blackberry, but I still miss my android with a physical keyboard!

*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me

Yeah, I get this with pants of any kind! No idea how people can sleep in pajama pants lmao

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

One of my favorite things about this app is how I can post about anything, and not have 500 moronic MAGAts telling me to "cry more."

I could almost shed a tear, LOL. 🥹