@zemrabbit.bsky.social
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* donโt start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says โCan I help you find something?โ
โIโm looking for the obituaries.โ
โThe obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.โ
โNot the one Iโm looking for.โ
feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance
31.08.2025 12:07 โ ๐ 2875 ๐ 408 ๐ฌ 47 ๐ 10
Also, true story
07.03.2025 18:26 โ ๐ 23823 ๐ 3591 ๐ฌ 427 ๐ 186i am begging a single goddamn streaming service to understand that i literally always want "continue watching" to be the top row of choices
08.03.2025 05:06 โ ๐ 1487 ๐ 78 ๐ฌ 52 ๐ 8who knew that would be the most stars we'd see all game
17.02.2025 22:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A new digital product audit exercise where it's just Marie Kondo holding each feature of the platform and deciding what purpose it serves or if it brings joy
22.01.2025 02:16 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Wild news. Wonder how he'll handle League of Legends
23.01.2025 16:24 โ ๐ 6550 ๐ 481 ๐ฌ 154 ๐ 31
A venn diagram. The three circles are labelled: The Archaeologist The Pirate The Dog The area where all threel overlap is labelled: Loves digging things up Dog/Archaeologist overlap is labelled: Gets excited by bones Pirate/Archaeologist overlap is labelled: Good with maps Dog/Pirate overlap is labelled: Buries things for later
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social
12.01.2025 12:29 โ ๐ 6752 ๐ 1568 ๐ฌ 63 ๐ 94Itโs probably good that car headlights can now be brighter than 7000 exploding suns, Iโm probably wrong for not seeing the benefit. Sorry, Iโll do better.
11.01.2025 05:50 โ ๐ 4729 ๐ 344 ๐ฌ 243 ๐ 27Sorry I'm not dumb enough to believe in "wind." The air doesn't just move sometimes for no reason. Ask yourself who profits from this
09.01.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 4639 ๐ 400 ๐ฌ 221 ๐ 40
