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@fatwizardass.bsky.social

he/him/it, half goblin, 31, queer, beta my name is retch and I love wizards with fat asses, reading splatterpunk and watching horror movies dni- minors, bigots, homophobes, transphobes https://fatwizardass.straw.page

26 Followers  |  88 Following  |  183 Posts  |  Joined: 05.06.2025  |  1.7386

Latest posts by fatwizardass.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image 04.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hoping they don’t make us work overtime today, I’m very sleepy

04.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only 70 degrees outside, it feels very nice 😊

04.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just killed a villager and I did not realize this village has cops

04.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
30.07.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I packed all my pickaxes and now i am back to wood

04.08.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went on a strip mine expedition not close to my house and got witched and now I have nothing.

04.08.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Halloween animatronics at Lowe’s: a skeleton DJ in a purple hooded robe and a 12 ft tall vampire with black lips and glowing red eyes

Halloween animatronics at Lowe’s: a skeleton DJ in a purple hooded robe and a 12 ft tall vampire with black lips and glowing red eyes

I’m in a polycule with these 2

03.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

This week I will learn to work a full day and then enjoy my hobbies and also get a good night sleep

04.08.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all my seratonin gone

04.08.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1

Volunteered to work an extra day this week yayyyy

04.08.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too tired to game 😭

04.08.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New buddy

03.08.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chubby Lopunny tummy worship time!

03.08.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3004    πŸ” 658    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6
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My purse buddy

03.08.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to decide which of the FIVE Publix grocery stores near my house I want to go to this morning

03.08.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rainy morning tunes

03.08.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lots of folks were asking for female & queer-created black metal recommendations yesterday - can we drop some below?

03.08.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching lesbians build an herb spiral

03.08.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

charli xcx voice:
i just wanna piss real hard
i just wanna piss real hard
piss diamond in the dark
i just wanna piss real hard
i just wanna piss real hard
i just wanna piss real hard
i just wanna piss real hard
piss diamond in the dark
i just wanna piss real hard
i just wanna piss real hard

03.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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About to have some coffee near midnight #train

03.08.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My cave system by my house flooded so now I must move

03.08.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude yes. I gotta go get some now 😭

02.08.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trader Joe’s chocolate coffee granola

Trader Joe’s chocolate coffee granola

Going IN

02.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just so many snacks from Trader Joe’s

02.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How dare these accounts make me repost AI furry art 😑😑

02.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah if you’re a clanker gtfo

02.08.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should be off work soon and my plans are to make dinner and then lock tf in on my pooter

02.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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