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“Why couldn’t u bring me chicken”

getting a letter from the IRS that just says "why cant u be more like this girl"

yayy

ugh. They’re exactly like Mother

I am several years behind in my state taxes . I owe so much. The IRS hates me

owoahhhh just had a sighting lol! just kidding lol . in the bathroom rn

for what else can one do

the poopness monster
el poopicabra
poopfoot
etc. etc.

please fucking help me it's an emergency. food, bills, government documents (passports). SHARE AND DONATE MAKE SURE THIS REACHES AS MUCH PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. this money doesn't last long.

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no I still feel the overwhelming sadness and anger of the world but as I mentioned earlier, I can rationalize my feelings away so it’s ok

Oh no nevermind im good. Just forgot i was going to have a period again and was enthralled in the depths of my despair but im good now that i know its just the regular thing

you can’t rationalize your feelings away. but I can

kill the bra in your mind

they should make a Batman vs Godzilla

U hiring?

You will be dead but we will not let you die. Because your likeness is worth more than your soul. You will make us money. You will make us rich. You will never be clean again. You will never be clean again.

when the last of your pink shell feeds the soil we will pluck you from rest. we will breathe into you life anew; a hollow, sinful existence. We will not miss you, for you will continue to entertain us with your lies, your fraud, your deceit.

your legacy is nothing. you will leave behind nothing. you won’t be remembered but we won’t let you rest. Only the worms will mourn you as they devour the last of your flesh. you will never be clean again. you will never be clean again.

you should be forced to live out your remaining pitiful years in a dog kennel for this. you have no right to call yourself a journalist. you have no integrity. you are a vile, cannibalizing ghoul. you should be ashamed at your existence.

What if you killed yourself and then we made an AI jim Acosta to read us the news

wow my threshold for horrors of the dumbest possible timeline is pretty high but this is egregious

I love my freauking birdbath

Got the birdbath from a local antique store and the woman checking us out told us to be weary of the woman who has the alpaca farm nearby. what? What alpaca farm? What the fuck are you talking about. I love it thank you

picked up a birdbath today. got some mulch and gnomes. working on our fairy garden. very exciting development in my world

please I didn’t realize I am supposed to Consider Others because they’re not me so how would I know that

smol beaning my way out of Allegations

lol get wedgied

screenshot of the mobile game Project Makeover. The screenshot is a stinky woman giving a guy trying on shoes a wedgie. No, it doesn’t make sense

me and who

im havuing butt craziness