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It’s October 13. I roll my windows down, the sounds of several screaming witches blasting from my speakers

If/when he does re-emerge it would be fun to insist that it's a clone just to be annoying

In a creative writing course at university, our professor told us to keep our financial expectations low as authors and have a backup plan. Not because books weren’t being published, but because the market was *so saturated* with books that publishing houses were running out of customers/readers

‪@skupone.bsky.social: hate click style opinion. this is insane ‪@fleerultra.bsky.social‬: me or them? ‪@skupone.bsky.social‬: yours im afraid. sorry for being a hater, I was stressed out because my elderly dog fell down the stairs ‪@fleerultra.bsky.social‬: is the dog okay?!? ‪@skupone.bsky.social‬: thank you for your concern, I made that part up so you wouldint get mad at me ‪@fleerultra.bsky.social‬: lmao

I say this in all sincerity, these are the types of reply guys I truly cherish. you want to encourage and nurture them. they are the best. CC @skupone.bsky.social

Remember when they made those fat free chips and one of the warnings on the bag said "could cause anal leakage" and we all said "fine" and then they had to take them away anyway to protect us from ourselves

[yelling at the top of my lungs to another childless friend] oh im gonna have a kid that DIES in the water wars?? uhhh OKAY [noticing my friend that has an 8 year old is listening] i think darling Melissa will have 15-20 confirmed kills ❤️

Not joking about this at all: if someone thinks it's appropriate to be cruel about young children drowning in a flash flood because it happened in a red state, they should not be allowed indoors. They should be out in the forest burying their own scat

the stories that come out of the ICE camps are going to look like the stories that come out of every camp system; rampant corruption, epidemic disease, physical and sexual abuse on a vast scale, a death rate far higher than normal, and medical abuses.

The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting

SUPPORT FOR ARTURO GAMBOA At the June 14 "No Kings" protest in Salt Lake City, a hired "peacekeeper" from the 5051 security group opened fire into the crowd, killing Arthur "Afa" Folasa Ah Loo and shooting Arturo Gamboa, two beloved members of our community. Please help support Arturo and his family, and demand justice by donating and sharing his story. Arturo was arrested and is being falsely held responsible or the death of Ah Loo. Arturo never once raised his gun, or fired a shot. He was legally & responsibly open-carrying his gun. This is a clear violation of Arturo's s econd ammendment rights and a devastating blow to our community. PLEASE DONATE TO SUPPORT ARTURO & HIS FAMILY. YOUR DONATIONS WILL GO TOWARD: HELP SUPPORT ARTURO BY DONATING HERE: ARTURO'S LEGAL FEES COMMUNITY ORGANIZING & OUTREACH EMERGENCY AID FOR ARTURO & HIS FAMILy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Arturo's friends and band-mates are asking everyone to share this support campaign with a link to the fundraiser page.

Please spread this around in your punk and DIY circles.

you cannot just vote this kinda fascism away, folks.

American corpses have more legal bodily autonomy than American women

A photo of Afa Ah Loo, a smiling handsome Samoan man, caption Afa Ah Loo/Instagram Fashion designer Afa Ah Loo fatally shot by "peacekeeper" at protest in Salt Lake City

The man who was killed by 50501 Utah's "peacekeepers" is Afa Ah Loo, an acclaimed fashion designer. He was the only Sāmoan contestant on Project Runway. A fundraiser for his family is here: www.gofundme.com/f/help-laura...

You know
the world
is not ending,
but the world
you know
is.

I call on beloved LA band The Red Hot Chili Peppers to defuse tensions with a public performance of their song ‘Sir Psycho Sexy’

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

(fall out boy voice) loose skeets sink ships

if we are to survive the current American authoritarian turn, then “actually learning when to shut the fuck up on the Internet” has to be among our TOP priorities on the left

i owe people solidarity on the grounds of shared humanity/personhood but people are so reactionarily opposed to solidarity they don't even show it when it's the only path for their own liberation, spending all their time on trying to differentiate themselves from people they share a spectrum with.

to be clear the reasons i have for not wanting to stigmatize drug users are that i know how they are treated by society a little bit because i am on controlled substances and chronically ill and people treat me like shit for it. if i got treated like that all the time i would also do drugs about it

Genuinely upsetting to imagine Elon experiencing love and acceptance. Even from evil freaks

Someone should tell Neil degrasse tyson outer space doesn't exist anymore as a prank

total strangers on here love to reply to your posts and tell you about their ailments

"Was the grink there?"

The grink, coming in from the other room: "Yeah bitch, I was actually"

fat kitty

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

Ken: "Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win."

Trebek: "Whoa! Hello!"

I love to stay up late and have fun even though it’s not fun and I don’t love it

I mean it’s an easy mistake to make, habeas corpus has only been enshrined in western law for literally 800 years

a guy playing bagpipes to a penguin

TIL there was a Scottish National Antarctic Expedition and it produced this image