Cathy Rowson

The surprise pumpkin prospers. I'm really excited about this but fuck knows how I can keep it going until Halloween. Sweet wonderment.

Not felt the need to post in months... I do tonight. Probably because it's raining. Isn't it wonderful? And I appear to be growing pumpkins in my tiny urban yard. 🎃 I planted wild flower seeds but this is what took root.

Cockatoo removes anti-nesting spikes and throws them away

Again, birds have a lot to teach us.

#birds

Yeah but turnips cost 3x a swede. And you risk a finger every time you try and cut one.
True story.

So, yeah. Swedes. Great in a stew.

Turnips, only great in a stew if you're rich & have too many fingers

It's getting scarier by the day.

They do! They're a bit like bagpipes really...

Report: Honestly, Man You Saw Get Hit By Bus Can’t Stop Thinking About You Either

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This also applies to condiments

Sunday evening's portent: FIVE birds of prey sat on lamp posts along the M42/50. And another sat in a tree.
Never seen anything like it.

Tonight driving through winding hill roads thick with fog. We see a fresh road kill. Poor Canadian Goose dead in the road.
A few yards on from this, we see a silent gathering of geese, tucked up & loaf like on the verge. A few metres later was another cluster. No movement.
A strange encounter.

[Googles how to do a revolution]

[Googles how to do a rebellion]

[Googles swordfighting basics with video]

[Googles nearby bakeries]

[Googles nearby bakeries delivery]

Good listening but WHY didn't you leave your digital recorder running through the night? You hiked 9 miles for the investigation!

Awful nonsense. Bullshit is the currency. Never again.

[inhales helium from balloon] Your mom and I are getting a divorce

Another from the now defunct Avon Vale Hunt for day 16 of my top 20 fox hunting crimes countdown with @huntsabs.bsky.social . . . this continues to happen up and down the country and it must stop . We need a #RealBanNow

Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband?

Wife: he gives me no privacy

Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true

‘The Surgery’, Dimitris Anastasiou, Pencil on Paper, 1979

Come on and count down from ten . .

Proper squally outside...so we've decided it's time for our annual pilgrimage to Pride & Prejudice circa 1995.

Absolutely horrific. The brutality & cruelty people will resort to when their society dehumanises a group within its own species.

Me: I got an amazing idea—an advent calendar but with sausages

Guy: Just substituting sausages for chocolate?

Me: No, all of it is sausages

Guy: All of it?

Me: And I am sausages

Guy: You are?

Sausages: And you are sausages

Also Sausages: Oh my god

Sausages: Oh my god

Monster energy drinks called assault and "Lewis hamilton"

"What flavour do you want?"
"Have they got orange?"
"Nope, it's either Lewis Hamilton or Assault"

This is going to turn into a high speed chase...

The cheek of him! That's Mort's manor!

in england, they don't say i'll kick your ass, they say i'll see you on the

Thank. Fuck. For. Vaccines.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you!