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@halfcockjack.bsky.social

Juan Pablo Montoya fan / Stupid Daikini / Red wine / neath milk wood

119 Followers  |  185 Following  |  169 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.8389

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Love it!

10.11.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the top rope

05.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4753    πŸ” 1236    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 416

Gen whatever we're up to need to hurry and reinvent the toast rack.

01.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah the pitter patter of cloven hooves.

31.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sgettin spooky

29.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apprenticeship?

26.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair to that Bullingdon swine Boris, Tim Tams are a real brexit benefit #tangible #dunking #propaganda

16.10.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tidy, keep us updated x

14.10.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

24.09.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wants Evening up that.
πŸ™ˆ

20.09.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stage 4 larva of the Harlequin Ladybird.

Stage 4 larva of the Harlequin Ladybird.

My mate Milligan here is gonna grow up to feast on aphids πŸ‘
#gardening

19.09.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who called them "the Huns" and not "H from Steppes"

19.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 1

Quick what's the next steps? My rescued pigeon has stopped breathing!

18.09.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! A wife and teenage daughters, I may as well spend my time raking leaves in Otley Chevin.

18.09.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah? What time they on?

17.09.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I don't ever care what the IDF claim.

17.09.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turkey has some crackers too

16.09.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a gate with rusty brown metal gate latch.

A photo of a gate with rusty brown metal gate latch.

I collect pictures of gate latches. The endless minute variations and human ingenuity appeal to me greatly, and the countless hands that have moved them. This one is between Near and Far Sawrey, Lake District and has a lovely combination of textures between the iron, wooden gate, and stone gatepost.

16.09.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 533    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 14

Channel 4 app the same.

16.09.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Throne's free."

15.09.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is balding a bad thing then?

13.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cunts be sensitive yo

12.09.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gurt lush.

12.09.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My first bookmark, ta.

12.09.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They have a great exhibition at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park at the moment.

11.09.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once woke up choking on a spider. Just too big to swallow without noticing πŸ˜‘

10.09.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Suicide.

10.09.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

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