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@halfcockjack.bsky.social

Juan Pablo Montoya fan / Stupid Daikini / Red wine / neath milk wood

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Given a glenfarclas 12.

09.08.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cretin!

09.08.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

N: Butt of Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
E: Tikitiki πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ
S: Invercargill πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ
W: San Francisco πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

08.08.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A small yellow spider is eating a bumblebee wedged between 2 blue round echinops flower clusters

A small yellow spider is eating a bumblebee wedged between 2 blue round echinops flower clusters

Circle of life and whatnot. There was another bumblebee working on this pair of flowers while I took this picture. It's barely visible in the upper right corner. πŸŒ±πŸ•·οΈπŸ

08.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cantankerous Cold-hearted Clump.

08.08.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous!

06.08.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is an unusual ask but hey; if you're a uk/eu based artist and/or graphic designer who sells prints, link me your shit cos i really really want some prints for my house and the online storefronts are garbage to parse through

31.07.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Indian attack looks pretty tasty, can we get 324? #bazball

02.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turning the big amp on, fuck the neighbors rip ozzy #hellraiser

22.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Only monsters emerge.

22.07.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A path through the woods seems to open, but beware...

22.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who knows?

22.07.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If my enemies wanted to destroy me, they'd simply release footage of me trying to put my socks on.

16.07.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sweatin' here. Oh, roastin'. Boilin'. Bakin'. Swelterin'. It's like a sauna. Furnace. You could fry an egg on my stomach.

11.07.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#clematis

11.07.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One plus two is three

11.07.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bom bom, chicka chicka

11.07.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In today's #Guernsey news, I have been mainly eating Guernsey butter #eating #butter #eatingbutter

04.03.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Ferris buellers day to secure anniversary present

11.07.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In space no one can hear you scream... At how long the loading screens take. #theascent They are gorgeous though, the whole thing is pure eye candy.

08.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen lady, it was a tough shift in the box today! I need to make ends meet, no need to make fun ay.

08.07.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nicola! Nico! Nico!

06.07.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well now

06.07.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cut my sandwich into four just to feel something.

06.07.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post apocalyptic Scooby Gang miniatures with blood effects and weaponry

Post apocalyptic Scooby Gang miniatures with blood effects and weaponry

"Like, when the old man at abandoned Theme Park with the zombie mask turned out to be an actual Zombie, everything went zoinks-up."

#PaintSlam25 #nerdlings #ScoobyDoo #Minipainting #miniatures

05.07.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 389    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

Typical Earthling.

24.06.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œstop motion is a real job”

little transformers video from earlier this year ❀️

16.06.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1882    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 12
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a man with a beard wears a helmet with a clear visor and the word max on the bottom right ALT: a man with a beard wears a helmet with a clear visor and the word max on the bottom right
16.06.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kin ell

12.06.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two different tinituses now? Shine a cunty light.

06.06.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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