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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

09.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3034    πŸ” 896    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 20
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The auto captions fucked up "filet mignon" in the funniest way

07.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Has anyone else noticed that Eric Wareheim is transforming into Roy Scheider

25.09.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Supper Mario Broth Yoshi's Story stream continues!
Join me on the Supper Mario Broth Twitch channel as I further explore and provide obscure facts about Yoshi's Story on my quest to become YOSHI'S GREAT PARTNER! www.twitch.tv/suppermariob...

03.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2691    πŸ” 522    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 17
Prefab Sprout – Appetite (Sanremo 1986 - 2a serata - stereo)
YouTube video by Sanremo and more Prefab Sprout – Appetite (Sanremo 1986 - 2a serata - stereo)

Prefab Sprout on Italian TV at the San Remo festival 1986, this song should have been on Miami Vice (season 3).

youtu.be/7wLY1occ4nk

03.09.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

*christine mcvie voice* show me guys, show me weird little guys

28.08.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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γƒ†γƒ¬γƒ“γ«ζη«œγŒζ˜ γ‚‹γ¨ε€’δΈ­γ«γͺγ‚ŠγΎγ™γ€‚
γŒγ‚“γΌγ‚‹γžγ„

translation:
I get fascinated when I see dinosaurs on

12.08.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

My partner is deep into Velvet Underground bootlegs lately and I know this is so middle schooler coded of me but without fail every time I hear a rendition of Sister Ray I always laugh out loud at β€œsuckin on my ding dong” 😞

09.08.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this velvet paw but conceals a remorseless fang

07.08.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 27
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I put out walnuts so the squirrels would find the feeding station and Franny is going WILD about all these new visitors

06.08.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mostly started watching because I found out Cheryl Dunye directed some episodes, stuck around because it’s got enough Netflix gloss to be camp and entertaining. That’s my review thank youπŸ‘

03.08.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to settle in and watch the murder mystery show about Republican lesbians in Texas

02.08.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Lavender and purple space age room with a clear spherical terrarium

Lavender and purple space age room with a clear spherical terrarium

Spherical Plastic Indoor Garden featured in French magazine PΓ©nΓ©la et sa maison, February 1971

27.07.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What if we kissed in the grotto of redemption

27.07.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What you see when you open a wine cooler

21.07.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jo'el - Hitch Hiking to Nowhere [USA, Psych Folk) [1972] A haunting autoharp driven loner folk track recorded by cruise ship lounge singer, Jo'el Wells.
Jo'el - Hitch Hiking to Nowhere [USA, Psych Folk) [1972] A haunting autoharp driven loner folk track recorded by cruise ship lounge singer, Jo'el Wells.

Jo'el - Hitch Hiking to Nowhere [USA, Psych Folk) [1972] A haunting autoharp driven loner folk track recorded by cruise ship lounge singer, Jo'el Wells.
https://redd.it/bt340k
https://youtu.be/Dhl7RvDmhp0

19.07.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw a man wearing a t-shirt with Ryan Reynolds’ face on it. I can’t believe they let these sickos loose among the public.

18.07.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a frog is lying on its back, pinned down.
prompt window
header: congratulations!
body text: you have reconstructed the frog!
options: continue

a frog is lying on its back, pinned down. prompt window header: congratulations! body text: you have reconstructed the frog! options: continue

operation frog, screenshot, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/52487/o...

03.04.2025 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 998    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13

You listen to The Beach Boys rendition of Shortnin Bread a few times for laughs and then you wake up hearing it on repeat in your head every day for the rest of your life

27.06.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s on an island with the bagel boss

23.06.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*screams*

20.06.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m lymph node maxxing

21.06.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*screams*

20.06.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the simple elegance of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is all you need

19.06.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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γŠι…’γ„γ£γ±γ„οΌγŒγ‚“γΌγ‚‹γžγ„οΌ

translation:
There's lots of alcohol!

17.06.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Last night I dreamed I had to hide in an abandoned warehouse to evade a wandering Tyrannosaurus rex.

16.06.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m always saying this

04.06.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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